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With apologies to Rhodes for hijacking his "Deal or No Deal Game" thread, Please feast your eyes on this:

 

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/66704573/amanda.png

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With apologies to Rhodes for hijacking his "Deal or No Deal Game" thread, Please feast your eyes on this:

 

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/66704573/amanda-[censored].png

 

Thanks Horace - obviously people will need to work out what to delete and substitute the word "ar$e in the approp. place!!

 

Damn censorship you'd think the word ar$e had been around long enough not to get worked up over...

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Wouldn't say no, but i tell you I got a great view of newsreader Sophie Raworth's ar$e while watching the marathon yesterday & I'd rather play 'Spoons' with her.

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Wouldn't say no, but i tell you I got a great view of newsreader Sophie Raworth's ar$e while watching the marathon yesterday & I'd rather play 'Spoons' with her.

 

I see that she did the marathon in a very impressive 3:56:42 !

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I was expecting to see a picture of Les Dennis!

This is where you give yourself away, a Nigerian person would be unlikely to know or care that Amanda Holden used to be married to Les Dennis. Can you even begin to imagine how he felt though when Amanda's affair with Neil Morrissey was exposed in the press in 2000.

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I was expecting to see a picture of Les Dennis!

This is where you give yourself away, a Nigerian person would be unlikely to know or care that Amanda Holden used to be married to Les Dennis. Can you even begin to imagine how he felt though when Amanda's affair with Neil Morrissey was exposed in the press in 2000.

 

FFS Rhodesy, you're only about 2 months behind everyone else in knowing that our two "nigerian friends" aren't the full Nigerian Shilling.

 

It always surprises me that you didn't apply to join the Met with your incredible deductive powers.

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Clifford old chap how do you know ?

Who would you go for Amanda or Sophie ?

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I was expecting to see a picture of Les Dennis!

This is where you give yourself away, a Nigerian person would be unlikely to know or care that Amanda Holden used to be married to Les Dennis. Can you even begin to imagine how he felt though when Amanda's affair with Neil Morrissey was exposed in the press in 2000.

 

You know Cliff, now that you mention it, I was surprised when I met Olafobi at Lowfield that he didn't look very Nigerian. A bit like you don't, even though you have claimed to be on various Nigerian forums.

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I was expecting to see a picture of Les Dennis!

This is where you give yourself away, a Nigerian person would be unlikely to know or care that Amanda Holden used to be married to Les Dennis. Can you even begin to imagine how he felt though when Amanda's affair with Neil Morrissey was exposed in the press in 2000.

 

That always was a rather strange marriage.

 

At the time, Les Dennis was still a 'star'. Could Amanda have been using him as a career stepping-stone ?

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I was expecting to see a picture of Les Dennis!

This is where you give yourself away, a Nigerian

person would be unlikely to know or care that

Amanda Holden used to be married to Les

Dennis. Can you even begin to imagine how he

felt though when Amanda's affair with Neil

Morrissey was exposed in the press in 2000.

 

Mr Rhodes Sir, you must remember things. Only last week you complemented me on my taste on 70's comedies because I mentioned Dick Emery. Of course i know Mr Les Dennis. He was on Russ Abbott's Madhouse & that was a crazy show hahaha. He was also funny with Mr Dustin, before Mr Dustin died.

Please remember i was born in England in 1974 to Nigerian parents. Thats why i know these programmes. My real surname isn't Bakayakadingdong, i make fun of myself there.

Do you remember Mind your Language ? Me & my Family used to enjoy that comedy.

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