The EFM party - Foriegn policy

[CANV EFM]

i propose a simple militaristic approach..

spend all the money we save on benefit scroungers on huge military programmes.. build a huge navy which can parade at seaside towns every now n then (the public love all that stuff)..

bring back conscription so todays youth can learn how to make a bed and boil an egg without needing counselling.. it will also help with youth obesity.. get all our islnad bases back off the septics then start looking for trouble all over the globe..

[CANV EFM]

actually Steve P. mentioned iceland in the energy section.. we can start off kicking the crap out of them as we have some 'unfinished' from the cod war.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Like the conscription idea. It was a sad day when this country did away with that. That was one of the key moments when the rot set in (along with the suffragette movement)

 

 

[SteveP]

Do not trade with any country who cannot speak English. If they can't do that, they're not worth trading with.

 

Also any dealing with America must be done in the correct spelling, i.e colour not 'color', honour not 'honor' and the word herb should not be pronounced 'erb', because it has an 'H' at the start of it.

 

 

[Little Miss Urchin]

Hear hear. And it's a mobile phone, not cell phone (that's mob[color:"red"]i[/color]le, not moble).

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I've just been thinking how annoying Patrick Kiety is, so we'll have no foreigners on our TV, especially Irish. The only people with a pardon are the two from eurotrash.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Is there any way we can manufacture a 'fault' at the bottom of the Irish sea, so that Ireland will gradually float towards America??

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

The yanks love the paddys anyway!

[Big J R]

I've just sussed it !

 

With everyone moaning about how much our defence policy costs, lets conscript all the assylum seekers into the army on National Service wages, then they could go abroad and do our peace keeping commitments, in such places as:- [color:"red"]

 

BOSNIA

 

AFGHANISTAN

 

IRAQ

 

KURDISTAN

 

RUMANIA et al.

 

Problem solved !

 

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[SteveP]

It's like our own little Foreign Legion..

[Little Miss Urchin]

One-way ticket, of course.

[CANV EFM]

the yanks love the english.. they all like to think they are paddys