The EFM Party - women

[Colin Zeal EFM]

As we'll own the entire media, there is no way Starsailor, or indeed David Gray, Dido and Coldplay for that matter, will get any press coverage.

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

In fact we will be sending them all to Switzerland, along with Elbow!

[Chubbhead EFM]

Coldplay and Elbow(fantastic live act by the way!), I can live with. But can't you send the others somewhere else? My life's gonna be bad enough, living in a country where you can't flush the toilet at night without that lot.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Elbow - fantastic live. Even better dead.

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Boom Boom <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I reckon I could get a job on Phoenix FM with gags like that!! <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

You'd be too funny, best to just say "that was elbow, fantastic live band and here's the weather again"

[Colin Zeal EFM]

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...followed by the travel!!

 

 

[Little Miss Urchin]

Who will take over from the positions left vacant when women have to give up their jobs?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

More competent people.

 

 

[CANV EFM]

who cares.. no one will notice

[Little Miss Urchin]

Yeah like that's going to happen with what's left over!! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

Besides, if men are to take over positions vacant by women surely there aren't enough males around to fill all posts thus causing a large void in numerous professions resulting in all kinds of problems. For example, if there were even fewer teachers then there are now standards would slip even more creating a generation of idiots. Banning girls from school is not the answer as a well educated woman could help bring their children up to make them smarter. Just take a look at uneducated single mothers - their children are often found to be the cause of trouble.

 

Actually, while I'm on the subject of education, can a course on common sense be given the thumbs up as it does tend to be lacking in many people.

 

Ps. If you get rid of female secretaries who will the boss have an affair with?

[CANV EFM]

primary education has turned to [****!!****] due to the lack of male teachers at that level.. there is only one PROfessional role women can fill

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

They can train chimps to do virtually anything these days so that's the problem solved - 100% male employment and chimps.

 

A lot of the jobs women do can be ditched anyway - would anyone really miss PR people (women who basically stand at doors of clubs with clipboards).

[Little Miss Urchin]

You only say that because they don't let you in/fall for your chat up lines.

 

Besides, it's the perfect job when the 'red army is in'. Well, that and High Court Judge.