The EFM Party - women

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I propose that women should lose the vote.

 

They have far too much on their plates looking after the kids, making the dinner, and washing and cleaning the house to spend time wandering down to the polling station once a year.

 

 

[Laz]

Let's have their driving licences too. I'm fed up following "people carriers" on the school run, that don't know the priorities on roundabouts.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

That's been covered under "transport", Laz.

 

As no women will be working, they will not be allowed to use motorised vehicles.

 

 

[CANV EFM]

i like to ban then form having tattoos and facial percings.. ok thats against my usual libetarian attitude but its for their own benefit.. they will look fking stupid by the time they are 40

[Colin Zeal EFM]

They look fking stupid now, CANV. Agreed.

 

 

[SteveP]

I would like to ban Celine Dion, possibly get a contract out on her.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Women should not be able to have children unless the father aggrees, too many women stitch men up just to get benifits and then half the fathers dosh - If you get pregnant than it's the man's choice if you keep it. Abortions will be quick on on the NHS.

The amount of children you have should also be dependant on your wage, nobody on benifit should be able to have 9 kids. Maybe they should be employed as childminders for the rich, so they get the whole kid thing and earn as well, and by earning they earn the right to have another themselves, while the rich who may not be able to have kids as they work can also have them - perfect!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Women should have max two kids, and then be forced to have hysterectomy.

 

I don't like abortion, Thornsy. How about unwanted babies should be donated to medical science instead??

 

 

[CANV EFM]

bring back adoption.. then all this genetic child breeding can be bought back underground in the control of the government where it belongs

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

We should export unwanted western babies to the 3rd world as they are bound the be healthier, this would then mean we can reduce the amount of cash we send to these places!

[Little Miss Urchin]

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Women should have max two kids, and then be forced to have hysterectomy.

But what if the hubby wants more?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Plenty of other women about, LMU!!

 

 

[Big J R]

I'll go along with most of this. ('Er Indoors is making the coffee, so I can type what I like !)

 

If we can't take their driving licences off 'em, we should at least confiscate all those bl**dy [color:"red"] people carriers [color:"black"] they use every morning and afternoon to transport hordes of screaming brats to bl**dy school ! I mean - Ask a woman how often she uses 4 wheel drive, and she'll probably say, 'When there's four wheels on the ground ! And that's a contradiction in terms ! Two of the bl**dy wheels are usually on the soddin' pavement !!!

 

I used to walk 2 miles too and from school in rain fog and smog, and it didn't do me any harm !

 

 

 

[Little Miss Urchin]

In my day, I had to get up half an hour before I went to sleep, had no breakfast and only a cold stale potato for supper before being beating up by my old man and sent out to get some more coal.

 

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[CANV EFM]

make the little shits walk to school or get the school bus.. teach them how to cross a road.. if its raining or cold buy them a coat... its not rocket science

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I've never once ever got a lift to school, i either walked, cycled or got the coach.

Problem is far too many parents are paranoid that every other person is a peado, in my day we played on the streets until 10pm and there were a lot more kids going missing in them days, we just didn't have the mass hysteria that we get now, and we didn't have mobile phones!

The media has to be blamed for all this.

 

When I was 9 I knew a fair few of the St.Albans bus drivers and you could pick up a child golden rover ticket for £2, in the holidays I'd leave the house in the morning and stay out all day into the evening just travelling on buses all over the county, nobody knew where I was!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Back to the women, if we are going to let them work they should take the days you'd normally get off in a month (eg 4 x weekends = 8 days) and they should be made to take these 8 days all at once over the time of the month and then work for the rest of the month, imgine how many bad management decisions have been made because some bird has the red army in!

[Little Miss Urchin]

I'm thinking about all the bulls-ups that would happen due to the fact male PA's would have to be hired.

 

And what would James Bond do if there weren't any female spies, secretaries, etc to swoon over!?

[SteveP]

much as though I love the bond films, you're never going to get the reality of it.. Could you imagine Pussy Galore whispering in her husky voice..

 

'No James, not tonight, I'm on the blob'

[Chubbhead EFM]

uh-oh! I'm a woman, a student, a low-earner, a paddy (sort of), I work in a coffee shop, I'm a teenager. Looks like I'll be moving to Switzerland then! <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

 

But is there going to be a policy on music? Will you be making the UK a Starsailor-free zone?