The EFM party - Asylum

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Right time to get this whole EFM party thing going again if we're going to win the next election, lets start on some of the prominet and important issues of the day, kicking off with every right wingers favorite asylum.

 

I propose we look at getting the EU involved in this problem, asylum seekers should not be able to pick the country of their choice. We should look at all the EU countries and how dense the population is versus unemployment and so forth (did you know that the UK is twice as densely populated as China - I found that out last night). All asylum seekers should be put on an island (maybe a stray Greek one) while applictaions are proccesed, then if successful they are split between the EU countries by the quota as mentioned above. All inital benifits should be standard over the whole of the EU so people don't want to say come to England ahead of Finland.

 

Anyone got ant comment on the EFM policy or want to add to it!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Instead of giving people asylum in this country, I propose we simply invade the country from which they're fleeing, boot out the tyrannical regime there, and make said country part of the British Empire.

 

Then, they'll be happy to stay in their home country, we get to own a little more of the world, and everyone's happy.

 

 

[CANV EFM]

then when we get our allocation they are kept in hostels for 6 months being taught english and local customs..such as not BBQing swans..

during that time they can be employed clearing up rubbish or helping at other hostels etc.. as the time passes they can spend more and more time in the community getting trained and working for themselves, then off you go.. any nicking or driving without insurance or stabbing kids for fones means an instant bibi no appeal.. after 3 trouble three years you are a british citizen.

obviously thats for adults , their children will be in the hostel school .. as and when their english is good enough then they can spend progressivly more time in the local schools..

im thinking small hostels all over the country not 3 giant ones.. and im thinking spreading asylum seekers across the country to avoid the ghetto mentality

[CANV EFM]

C.Z. makes a good point.. in exchange for all their raw materials they get a far higher standard of living, less coruption and at least some law and order..

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Spot on. Well that's that sorted then.

 

Next...

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I like Canv's ideas as well.

That's policy then!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

The invading, yes?

 

 

[CANV EFM]

we have the throw the pinkos something C.Z. plus it shows we are caring and sharing whilst rearming like germany in the 30's

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

No - not the invading, we're trying to save money - we spend a fortune invading countries, then if we own them again we have to rebuild them, then as they are so crap no-one will still be able to work so we'll be shelling out beneifits.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Right. Well fk you, then. I'm gonna get my henchmen to shoot you, and I will take full control of the EFM party.

 

Simple.