Big Arnie/Big J.R.

[Big J R]

May be disappearing for a few days !

 

For those of you who don't know, I'm due into hospital today for MORE ortho surgery ! As of mid-day to today, I've been confirmed as on the theatre list for tomorrow, BUT , no ward bed available at the moment ! Marvellous !

 

So, I'll do a Californian Governors response to questions, and say,

 

[color:"red"] "I'll be back................" [color:"black"]

[Mr Happy]

Hope everything goes well and look forwad to hearing from you soon.

[The Invisible Man]

Yep, good luck you old rascal!

 

I feel for the nurses............... <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

 

Ooh matron!

[Big J R]

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The Invisible Man said:
Yep, good luck you old rascal!

I feel for the nurses............... <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

Ooh matron!

[color:"blue"] And I was looking forward to a feel with the nurses as well !

It's all gone pear shaped.
Bed, Nurses, Surgeon, Operating theatre, operating table, aneatheatist, recovery room and ward all available, but, [color:"red"]

NO SODD*ING BED!!
[color:"blue"]
Regretably, you're still stuck with me. I bet some stupid boy-racer wrote his car off on the M.25 and took [color:"black"] MY ortho bed in Epsom General Hospital.

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[Little Miss Urchin]

Couldn't you just take your own? <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

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Little Miss Urchin said:
Couldn't you just take your own? <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[color:"red"] What ?? After all the National Insurance I've paid over the years ??

I DON'T THINK SO !!

[Stu B]

I'm sure your bed would be more comfortable!! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

Now got a 'Projected' date of admission of November 19th.

 

What the hell is a 'projected' ?

 

Makes me sound like a cannon-ball !

[Little Miss Urchin]

I think it's when they randomly pick a date so you don't keep bothering them for one.

 

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[The Invisible Man]

What, do they give you exotic fruits as well now?

[Little Miss Urchin]

Lets not be sill now. By date I meant when you go out with someone (apparently the nurses can be quite randy, and as for the doctors... <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />).

 

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[The Invisible Man]

Well I'm all for that sort of thing on the NHS!

 

I suppose it's all that anatomical knowledge that affects doctors and nurses. I remember playing doctors and nurses when I was an Invisible Nipper. Great fun.

[Halifax Lass]

 

 

Wouldn't surprise me to learn that you were still playing at doctors and nurses Invis! Getting involved in all sorts of things in the name of medical research. <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[The Invisible Man]

Trust me, I'm a doctor.......

[Big J R]

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The Invisible Man said:
Trust me, I'm a doctor.......

[color:"blue"] Oh, I'm in STICHES, now !