Ex-Spurs and Hollyoaks Birds Dream

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I had a dream last night that we were away against Fakenham Town in the FA Cup (no chance of that this season!) and lining up in the St Albans side was Gazza on the right wing, who'd been with us since the start of the season, and our new signing Chris Waddle.

 

We were playing really crap and all the scarfers were having a moan at Waddle. And then Gazza took a corner in the last five minutes which landed at Waddle's feet about 30 yards out and he just let fly. 1-0 to the Saints.

 

Then later on, I was back in college for some reason, and I was living in digs there with my bird. But my bird left early for some classes in the morning, and Becca from Hollyoaks came over, and before we knew what was going on, we were going for it hell for leather in the spare room.

 

Then later in the morning, I texted her to see if she fancied a bit more at lunchtime, but I didn't hear back from her, so I went home with Mandy from Hollyoaks instead, and gave her a good banging as well!!

 

 

[EFM's Librarian]

Strange that your subconscious mind seems to have picked 2 of your least favourite Hollyoaks women? Perhaps it's going through them in reverse order, and by Friday night you'll be dreaming about Lisa (that sounds like a song <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />)

[YELLOW]

That is one seriously f..ked up dream!

 

I've seen Fakenham Town's ground and it's in the middle of bloody nowhere!!