The Oscars - 2012

[Ezeugwunne Godwinchukwuma]

How dare you question me Joseph Shalili you are a dog without a father who has been a troublemaker many times with subversiveness and I will call the pastor of your wifes church and she will be forced to disown you if you continue to promote this abomination Dances with Bumble Bees, I will phone him may Mr Clifford smite you soon.

 

My favourite film is Aramotu the story of a young woman who pays with her life for being too forward in her thinking, a very bad woman. I do not know this Mr Been. You must be smited.

[Olafobi Bakayakadingdong]

You poor poor man. I pity you for having such aggressive bitterness towards me. Who is this Joseph Shalili ? It is certainly not me. I come on here originally as a fan of Nigeria, but I stay here with many many nice friends like Mr Horace & Mr Ref.

I post on football, you shoot me down.

I post on films, you shoot me down.

What have I done wrong ? Did I give you a parking ticket in your Nissan Micra ?

If so, it was illegally parked on a bus lane outside the 99p Shop on Mare Street !

[Ezeugwunne Godwinchukwuma]

This is what you always do. You deny being Joseph Shalili even though we all know that is your real name and it is the one that you are employed with as traffic warden and I do not understand your game. You were unmasked the minute you sought to denigrate Mr Clement Temile. But not just this, you turn a fine article like this one that Mr Clifford has begun on the oscars with your subversieve thoughts and you will be punished for this. We will smite you down. You do not know anything about football with your talk about midfield diamonds etcetera etcetara and you do not know anything about films. Last year it was the Film Three Coins in the Swimming Pool which you endlessly promoted in spite of being a gawdy and lewd tale of love, triumph, family conflict and oil in Gambia which any person of quality would thrash his servant for watching.

 

I told you that the micra was just a loan car while my Ford Zephr was being serviced and MOTeed. You know that I was only out of the car for one minute and you took your revenge on me in a wicked and dishonest way.

[Pink Panther]

Although it ist very nice to seez some more New Immigrantz posting onzhere i havnever zeen ze flightz of ze big Bumble Bees or Mr beanz. I vaited upinze all nightz votching zi Oscarz to zee ifen minez favourite film winnings but not a dickie birdz, not a whisprz. I amz disgustedz viv zi Oscarz. Surely Deep throatz volume 9 shoulden Von summthinz. My x wifen many timez zeen this film and az oftens gagged viv tears vile votchingz it. Ve both havz both oftenz zhared a pack ofzi tissues votchingz siz tearjerker andz az often leftzi x vife with a lump inzher throat, by zi endz of it.

[Rhodes]

At least there were thankfully no Gwyneth Paltrow or Halle Berry type acceptance speeches this year, what a relief

[Olafobi Bakayakadingdong]

Mr Rhodes, I once again find myself in agreement with you. Had leading lady from 'Dances with Bumble Bees' Nigerian actress Femi Tenaladi won, she would still be crying at the podium now. She is a very very good actress, but a very very big diva.

When I was a teenager, she was very much beautiful & I used to dream of marrying her. I got through many many boxes of tissues !

[Ezeugwunne Godwinchukwuma]

For once Mr Rhodes, Olafobi is talking some sense although Dances with Bumble Bees has been a huge flop it's leading lady Femi Tenaladi has worked well in the past with Nigeria's Allota Pusi in the blockbuster Flashfloods, a tale of love, triumph, family conflict and oil in Senegal. Mr Olafobi always buys plenty of tissues when he rents this film from my shop, once he even tried to bring back half a box when he had only hired the film for one night.

[Horace]

Mr Godwinchukwuma, my friend Fobs (Olafobi) is a really nice man. We met up at Hoddesdon Town v Ampthill the other night, and, even though he was still in his traffic warden's uniform, he didn't give me a ticket for parking on a yellow line outside the ground!

[Olafobi Bakayakadingdong]

Mr Eze once again you try to discredit me, only this time it's over my masculinity. Never have I once only used one half of a box of tissues. Such is my virility I can get through one whole box in one evening.

I find your slurs very very offensive.

[Ezeugwunne Godwinchukwuma]

Mr Eze once again you try to discredit me, only this time it's over my masculinity. Never have I once only used one half of a box of tissues. Such is my virility I can get through one whole box in one evening.

I find your slurs very very offensive.

 

I have never questioned your masculinity Olafobi but asking for a half price credit on an unused half box of kleenex is the actions of an over emotional woman. You have never complained to me in person when you come in for your copy of readers wives, why you were in just this morning enquiring whether I could get you flange and drain rods enthusiast monthly.

 

Mr Horace will find out about your dirty tricks, when he has told all his friends that it is safe to park on the yellow line and you then ticket them all with a big smile on your face. Make sure you spend the extra commission in my emporium or I will be giving your copy of razzle to your wife when she comes in for her groceries.

[Pink Panther]

Vy oh vy doinz u pick onz Olfabi zi traffic Varden. I myzelf spendings many happy yearz being zi traffic Varden y leave zi office with my Comrades each morningz shouting zi traffic vorden motto ' Von Ticket, Von Car, Von yellow line' Dumkoffs! enough of zis! letz get back on Mr Roads topic. Can anyonez tell me vy my favourite film Deep throat vol 9 Von no Oscarz siz year. It is a traversty az u english ninkampoops vould say- 'A stichupz' I have gone through many Man size tissue boxes vatching this tearjerker. Zi actingz is on par viv shakespear. Yet No Oscarz. i amz disgusted and written a complaintz to the Oscar commity.

[Rhodes]

I wonder what Rooney Mara will be wearing at the prestigious event due to start around about now, she could wear a black refuse sack and still look a million dollars:

Unsurprisingly Rooney Mara won the Oscar in the fashion stakes on Sunday night in a stunning white Givenchy gown, nobody on the red carpet or in the Kodak Theatre could take their eyes off her for a second:

 

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/fash-track/oscar-fashion-rooney-mara-givency-gown-295250

 

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/2012-oscars-michelle-williams-rooney-mara-awards-best-red-carpet-fashions-article-1.1028880

 

 

 

[Ezeugwunne Godwinchukwuma]

Vy oh vy doinz u pick onz Olfabi zi traffic Varden. I myzelf spendings many happy yearz being zi traffic Varden y leave zi office with my Comrades each morningz shouting zi traffic vorden motto ' Von Ticket, Von Car, Von yellow line' Dumkoffs! enough of zis! letz get back on Mr Roads topic. Can anyonez tell me vy my favourite film Deep throat vol 9 Von no Oscarz siz year. It is a traversty az u english ninkampoops vould say- 'A stichupz' I have gone through many Man size tissue boxes vatching this tearjerker. Zi actingz is on par viv shakespear. Yet No Oscarz. i amz disgusted and written a complaintz to the Oscar commity.

 

Mr Panther why are you so disrespectfull on Mr Rhodes very fine article about Rooney Mara? I can see Mr Rhodes reading what you have said about Deep Throat and the innocent and pure Miss Mara and going all red in the face with rage and emotion. What will he be thinking?

 

All traffic wardens are people who just like to dress up in pretend uniforms and try to boss people about in an effort to increase their manhoods. There has been a case of Mr Olafobi taking pictures of cars very legally parked and the using the photoshop to make it look as if that persons car is then on double yellow lines and issueing a parking ticket we know that you are all at it. Please leave us alone to discuss Miss Rooney Mara in peace and also other fine actresses like Miss Tiy Denott in great Nigerian films like The Bucketshop.

[Pink Panther]

Vy oh vy doinz u pick onz Olfabi zi traffic Varden. I myzelf spendings many happy yearz being zi traffic Varden y leave zi office with my Comrades each morningz shouting zi traffic vorden motto ' Von Ticket, Von Car, Von yellow line' Dumkoffs! enough of zis! letz get back on Mr Roads topic. Can anyonez tell me vy my favourite film Deep throat vol 9 Von no Oscarz siz year. It is a traversty az u english ninkampoops vould say- 'A stichupz' I have gone through many Man size tissue boxes vatching this tearjerker. Zi actingz is on par viv shakespear. Yet No Oscarz. i amz disgusted and written a complaintz to the Oscar commity.

 

Mr Panther why are you so disrespectfull on Mr Rhodes very fine article about Rooney Mara? I can see Mr Rhodes reading what you have said about Deep Throat and the innocent and pure Miss Mara and going all red in the face with rage and emotion. What will he be thinking?

 

All traffic wardens are people who just like to dress up in pretend uniforms and try to boss people about in an effort to increase their manhoods. There has been a case of Mr Olafobi taking pictures of cars very legally parked and the using the photoshop to make it look as if that persons car is then on double yellow lines and issueing a parking ticket we know that you are all at it. Please leave us alone to discuss Miss Rooney Mara in peace and also other fine actresses like Miss Tiy Denott in great Nigerian films like The Bucketshop.

Dear Mrs Eze

point 1-

It is vou who disrupt diz talken on zi Oscarz viv your talken on zi traffic Vardens. Please leave me andzi Mrs Roadz to discuss dis Oscarz situation. Andz itz a Damned lie vou nicanpoopen zat traffic Vardens use photoshoppen. Vou are a zi swinehunt.

Point 2- Zi only reason Mrs Roads get red inzi face andz all emotional ist becauze he watching Deep throatz Volume 9 andz run outz of zi Kleenex Tissue zatMrs Olfabi stole fromz him, mien Gott! Vot a Vebsite zis is!!!!

Edited March 3, 2012 by Pink Panther

[Big J R]

I'm amazed that any sane person is even remotely interested in this self congratulatory nonsense.

 

I quite agree.

[Pink Panther]

I'm amazed that any sane person is even remotely interested in this self congratulatory nonsense.

 

I quite agree.

Zen vy dont you keepens your big nose outz of zi lovely Mrs roads Oscarz discussion if itz dont interestz you. Im Zure you can start your own discussinz on yourz english vay of life ie u getz out of bed y have yourz porridge, zen u go for zi [****!!****], zen to work ven u bore zi living day lightz outz of everbody. Vou returnz from work y watch zi shitty one show

I'm amazed that any sane person is even remotely interested in this self congratulatory nonsense.

 

I quite agree.

Zen keepinz your nose outz zis high brow Ozcarz talk. Im sure vou bores can discuss Coranation streetz and your Knitting clubz elsewhere. Leave zis intellectual talk on zi Oscarz to me Mrs Roadz and my new found African friendz.

Edited March 4, 2012 by Pink Panther

[Ezeugwunne Godwinchukwuma]

I'm amazed that any sane person is even remotely interested in this self congratulatory nonsense.

 

I quite agree.

Zen vy dont you keepens your big nose outz of zi lovely Mrs roads Oscarz discussion if itz dont interestz you. Im Zure you can start your own discussinz on yourz english vay of life ie u getz out of bed y have yourz porridge, zen u go for zi [****!!****], zen to work ven u bore zi living day lightz outz of everbody. Vou returnz from work y watch zi shitty one show

I'm amazed that any sane person is even remotely interested in this self congratulatory nonsense.

 

I quite agree.

Zen keepinz your nose outz zis high brow Ozcarz talk. Im sure vou bores can discuss Coranation streetz and your Knitting clubz elsewhere. Leave zis intellectual talk on zi Oscarz to me Mrs Roadz and my new found African friendz.

 

You are a very rude man Mr Panther. Who are you to be telling Mr JR to keep his nose out of this discussion. I do not agree with him because as Mr Rhodes and I agree the Oscars are the dogs wotsits and people like Miss Rooney can show that they are not just great footballers but look fantastic scrubbed up and in a glamourous dress. Miss Rooney reminds me of a young Miss Ali Gned in Brokeback Plumbing a tale of love, triumph, family conflict and oil in Namibia.

 

This is typical behaviour of traffic wardens throwing their weight around acting like little Hitler's and where there are two of them this should be called unlawfull gathering because they are always looking to give someone a ticket if they can spoil someones day.

[Big J R]

................. and people said humour was dead in Great Britain !