Essex Alligator !!

[Big J R]

OK, so it's old, but some of you may not have seen it before, and it's still funny !

 

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A guy walks into a bar in Essex with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar.

 

He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the 'gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In Return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."

 

The Crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth.

 

The 'gator closed his mouth and the crowd gasped !!

 

After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle from the bar and rapped the Alligator hard on the top of its head. The 'gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals, unscathed as promised.

 

The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered.

 

The man stood up again and made another offer.

 

"I'll pay anyone £100 who's willing to give it a try !!"

 

A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up atthe back of the bar.

 

A blond Essex girl timidly spoke up. [color:"red"] "I'll try, but don't hit me so hard on the head with that beer bottle !!"

 

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