Moment of comedy

[Coffin Ender]

At Havant v Dartford...

 

"a good day out and an excellent performance from the darts. pure comedy gold from Havant's own Augustus Gloop who carried more timber than Noah's boatbuilder and the sort of bloke likely to have a bedside cabinet drawer full of Curly-Wurly wrappers. With a subtlety of wit lost to the world since the death of Oscar Wilde, he decided to fill the seconds before a Dartford corner by dropping his shorts to supporters behind the goal only to misjudge his timing and comically distract himself pulling them up with the ball on the way in. His satnav might be programmed with the postcode of every Thorntons within 30 miles of Portsmouth, but he managed to lose track of Danny Harris standing right next to him and before you could say "Twix Multipack - not to be sold separately" our Danny has put the ball in for number three. Happy Days."