Dover Bird Jokes

[Jimboy]

Having read all the Essex Girl & Boy Jokes on the Dover Forum (very poor I must say) I am sure the Essex sense of humour will show our Dover Bird (& Boy Jokes) are far better.

 

Shall I start

 

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Q: What do you call a zit on a Dover Birds ass ?

A: A brain tumor

 

Q: What did the Dover Birds mum say before she went out on her date ?

A: If your not in bed by 12, come home.

 

Q: What Have a Dover Bird and a Moped got in common

A: They are both easy to ride and you would just die if your mates saw you on one.

 

Q: Why do Dover Boys have sex so quickly.

A: So they can get down the pub to tell their mates.

 

 

 

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[Nigel D]

Your first joke is sick and well out of order.

 

Any chance someone could remove it?

[Uncle Urchin]

there's nothing wrong with that Nigel....

 

lets all calm down shall we...

 

anyway...I have a feeling that you may be about to appear in our matchday programme Nige...last person to upset Jimbo got his own column...!!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Nigel D]

Sorry Unc but I disagree, making jokes about tumors is not funny at all.

 

I would be quite happy to write a review in the matchday programme anytime.

[Jimboy]

Quote:

Your first joke is sick and well out of order.

 

[color:"blue"]It's a joke. So tell me what is so out of order about it ? THE WORD TUMOR !

is it any different from telling a joke that goes "A blindman walks into ...." ? or "A Deaf man ......" ?

 

 

If you are going to say "I know someone who had" well save it because it was not directed at anyone person in particular or taking the Pi$$ out of people who suffer such illness.

 

Woman comes home and finds her husband hanging by a rope tied around his waist. His wife say's "if you are trying to commit suicide your supposed to tie it around your neck" he said "yeah I already tried that but I could not breathe"

 

Is that sick as well because people get depressed and commit suicide ?

 

This country is full of politically correct a$$holes like that already mate, and you can see what it has done to the country. So lighten up. [/color]

[Uncle Urchin]

I hate political correctness...I go out of my way to detect it and crush it before it can spread like cancer..(sorry Nige)...

 

I once fired a whole human recources and health and safety department in one go....they were stopping the company from trading profitability with all their red tape and mumbo jumbo about rights and employment issues....all the lads in the factory had to wear this that and the other...all the site workers had to do this and that and couldn't climb ladders....madness it was....you should have seen their faces...

 

'you can't do that' they said....

 

'we've got rights'....

 

yeah...right out of the door....ha ha ha...

 

anyway...we saved the company from going under and eventually sold it for a lot of money...once the politically correct get their hands on anything they fcku it up big style and then blame it all on someone else...

 

I hate fckuin' politicians as well....one day I'm gonn assassinate one...and then I'll blame that on someone else and give 'em a taste of their own medicine....

 

THESE PEOPLE ARE ALL LEECHES AND SHOULD BE ROUNDED UP AND SHOT....

 

anyone for tennis.... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[pabird]

somewhere between Christmas and Easter Unc I am prepared to write a review in your programme

 

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[Uncle Urchin]

you will be most welcome Pabird...as long as there is no political correctness or attacks on Man U.... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

in fact...here's a good idea...why not do a piece in the programme when Canvey come here shortly...I'll PM you an email address to send it to....visiting fans perspective...

[YELLOW]

I'll do that Uncle, I did a piece for Hendon earlier this year, so I don't mind contributing something to your rather fine programme.