Katy Perry & Russell Brand Split

[Rhodes]

I know I've created a thread but it's probably the least surprising news of the entire year, what on earth did the beautiful and talented Katy ever see in the disgusting Brand in the first place:

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2080449/Russell-Brand-says-cares-Katy-Perry-files-divorce-14-months-marriage.html

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011/12/30/russell-brand-katy-perry-divorce_n_1176782.html?ncid=webmail2

[Horace]

His fame, for one thing! I recall hearing some young girls talking about Mick Hucknall once. "I'd sh@g him!" one said. "So would I" said another. The third said "would you if he was only a delivery driver with a white van?"; "eeeww, no!!! He's an ugly little ginge" was the immediate reply.

[Big J R]

Never had any time for Brand since his phone-call with Jonathon Woss to Andrew Sachs !

 

I'm afraid Mr Brand is too far up his own @rse !

[Yugow]

I think she liked the bad boy image of him lol However they sort of made a good couple in a wierd way lol

[Rhodes]

Yugow - It was always going to be a matter of how long the marriage, if you can call it that, lasted, I gave it six months before Katy tired of Brand and was amazed at how long it did last

[Big J R]

I do now occasionally watch Jonny Woss on the box, but never Brand. He should have been aborted into a bucket pre-birth.

[Rhodes]

I wonder how Russell Brand was feeling last week when he saw his ex wife, Katy Perry, at number 6 in FHM magazine's sexiest women in the World list:

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2138204/Tulisa-celebrates-FHMs-Sexiest-Woman-World-sizzling-shoot.html?ITO=1490

[Horace]

I wonder how Russell Brand was feeling last week when he saw his ex wife, Katy Perry, at number 6 in FHM magazine's sexiest women in the World list:

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2138204/Tulisa-celebrates-FHMs-Sexiest-Woman-World-sizzling-shoot.html?ITO=1490

 

Probably " I've had her! Who's next?"

[Rhodes]

Russell Brand is said to be 'seething with jealously' after Katy Perry was pictured recently with hunky Robert Ackroyd of Florence and the Machine, the totally devastated Brand sent her a long email admitting that he gave up on their marriage far too soon and begged for a second chance saying that ending their 14 month marriage was a huge mistake. It is thought that Katy read a couple of lines of the e-mail and quickly pressed the delete button, she wants nothing more to do with the disgusting Brand and wishes she could erase those 14 months from her memory bank:

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2141322/Russell-Brand-sends-Katy-Perry-email-says-divorce-biggest-mistake-life.html

[Big J R]

..... and all this about an alleged comedian who finds it amusing to ring up a respected veteran actor, and make highly obscene comments about his Grand-Daughter.

 

I stand by what I said at the time - If he'd done that to me about one of my three Grand-Daughters, I would certainly done all possible to make his life hell, which all goes to prove that Andrew Sachs is far more of a gentleman than I could ever aspire to be.

Edited May 10, 2012 by Big J R

[Rhodes]

Who saw Russell Brand on the Graham Norton Show on Friday night, watching him at close quarters made it all the more hard to believe what Katy Perry ever saw in him.

[Big J R]

Money, Rhodsey ???

 

Must admit - He's never done much for me in the comedy field either !

[Rhodes]

Money, Rhodsey ???

Big JR - But surely Katy Perry is far better off financially in her own right than Russell Brand is

[Big J R]

Must have been his looks, then !!