FUN TIME ! PLAYERS SAYINGS (INNUENDO'S)

[Krooner]

Liking them JJ

 

Fecking hell Lino who played him on - normally the player asking !!

[johnnojudo]

Ohhhhhhhh ya beauty, Tik a Boo sun, Tik a Boo (Andy gray commenting on jj's worldy)

 

 

[johnnojudo]

Play on him.... He's dog sh1t. (opposition commenting on ng's ability)

[NICE GUY]

Play on him.... He's dog sh1t. (opposition commenting on ng's ability)

 

Pick up half pint.. (instruction to mark JJ)

[johnnojudo]

Don't mark NG too tight, he'll send u into a coma! Zzzzzzzxxx

[newby marvel]

i didnt see it......................when a ref makes a mistake

back stick.....................aiming the ball for the far post

switch..........................sending ball long in opposite direction left or right though obviously

[Mewcenary]

"But I've seen it on Match of The Day!" (JJ)

[Foxy10]

Put it in the mixer - a cross/any ball into the box

[Mewcenary]

"WHERE WAS THE CALL ?!!!!!" (Prop required: Handbag)

[Krooner]

Dont speak to me - A player in the 80th minute the first time a ref tries to talk to him after the player has been moaning at the ref the whole game

[Mewcenary]

"Come on Ref, let the game flow..." ("I have just booted another player")

 

"REF!!!!! REF!!!!! REFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ("Another player has just booted me")

[newby marvel]

when a player fouls me i like to say "ref dont book him its lack of ability" always gets a smile from most refs

[Brunty.]

GO AWAY!! (ref refusing to speak to players as they are always right )

[newby marvel]

GO AWAY!! (ref refusing to speak to players as they are always right )

liking this one

[Ace1]

GO AWAY!! (ref refusing to speak to players as they are always right )

 

Best one so far Brunty!

[Krooner]

OUR THROW - Centre Back who has just smashed the ball into the adjoining field when noone was within 30 yards of him

[Mewcenary]

"Ref, you are a cheat" ("I am hot and want a shower").

[Big J R]

Heard at Meadowbank recently.......

 

 

"Specsavers - Up Mill Lane, and it's in the High Street almost in front of you !!""

 

Shouted at a referee, natch !

[Smudge]

Never a Pen.Ref,I got the ball!!!!!at most of Mewey's games.

[Krooner]

Christ the ball boys are old looking around here - Heard at most Croydon home matches.