FUN TIME ! PLAYERS SAYINGS (INNUENDO'S)

[NICE GUY]

Okay Guys, just to cheer the site up and have a bit of fun !

 

You'll be surprised of the players sayings (innuendo's) on the pitch, so I will start us off:

 

Get right up his a*se ! (ie) Tight marking for those who don't know.....

 

So come on guys lets hear yours ..........!

Edited November 7, 2011 by NICE GUY

[Non League Nigel]

Big head (away)

[Krooner]

You're in (Anytime a ball gets somewhere near a striker somewhere in their opponents half)

[Non League Nigel]

He dont want it ( as a keeper receives a back pass)

[johnnojudo]

leave your foot in (intentionally make contact with the opponent when tackling)

 

although never have i ever heard it when playing for any of my previous or current team!

[Redrup No2]

SET ME!! ( player wanting the ball)

[johnnojudo]

he couldnt lace your boots !! (you are far better than him)

[Weeble]

Hollywood.... Any time a player tries to pull off something spectacular.

Johnnoinghell... any time a player scores a worldy... or a diving header.

[Redrup No2]

SHANK!! ( player scuffs a kick into the stands)

[johnnojudo]

Row Z (a defender clearing the ball from danger)

[Cardona7]

Couple of seasons ago when linking up with another player I shouted "Yes i'm coming inside you"....

 

Then needless to say couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the game.

[Mewcenary]

"STAND HIM UP!" (Keep kicking the backs of his shins, normally )

[Weeble]

Lay me.... When a player wants a simple pass

 

Feck you when he does'nt

[horse123]

i played the ball ref (after wiping the player out)

[NICE GUY]

Got him, he's mine (informing fellow player and when your about to tackle/dive in)

Get tighter/closer....get in his pants ! (tight marking)

Get in there ! (scoring a ball)

Do him ! (when making a ''tackle'')

Information to fellow player, he's coming your way, get hold !

Take him out! (when making a robust challenge)

Squeeze up (when defenders moving up)

Love it ! (good pass/goal/tackle)

Take me to bed ! (good pass/goal)

2 bob ! (useless)

[Yossa Hughes]

Liven up you lazy bunch of [****!!****]e.. ! (cmon lads lets try harder )

[Yossa Hughes]

Got him, he's mine (informing fellow player and when your about to tackle/dive in)

Get tighter/closer....get in his pants ! (tight marking)

Get in there ! (scoring a ball)

Do him ! (when making a ''tackle'')

Information to fellow player, he's coming your way, get hold !

Take him out! (when making a robust challenge)

Squeeze up (when defenders moving up)

Love it ! (good pass/goal/tackle)

Take me to bed ! (good pass/goal)

2 bob ! (useless)

 

NG: I have lived and breathed footie since the day i could walk (36yrs to be precise)

and i have never heard anyone shout Take me to bed ! (that includes the wife)

Were did that come from ?:

[Weeble]

Row Z (a defender clearing the ball from danger)

Hammersmith Palais.... same meaning ...

[hammer59]

"keepers!!!!!! ..........................away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......................sh*t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........................sorry, lads!

 

Yossa - I must admit I have heard "take me to bed" after a good pass/goal - a bit old school, and maybe I do know NG but don't realise it!

[Mewcenary]

"WE'VE GONE QUIET!!!!" normally around "We are losing 4-0 "