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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

 

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon,a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

 

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

 

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug out. Do you want a bed near the window?"

 

 

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The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night. I told her I was looking for cheap flights. "I love you she said" and then she got all excited and we had the best sex for years.......

Most strange she has never shown any interest in darts before :o

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