Why oh why??

[Eastside Urchin]

Unsure if you are going to Lewes away tomorrow or have decided not to go but need persuading?? Here are a few reasons why you should

 

1) we are top of the league

2) we are the best

3) Lewes has a chip shop that sells a proper spicy savaloy

4) Lewes is a nice town

5) it's a nice away journey by car/coach or train through leafy Kent/Surrey & Sussex

6) if you take it up the bum,brightens only 8 or 9 miles away

7) It's possibly the best ground in the league

8) they probably sell good beer

9) they have fireworks

10) under 16s get in free

11) there is a live band on sometime apparently

12) we might win

13) Thomson will be p1ssed

14) it's going to be a nice warm day,just right for our samba football

[kimbles left foot]

I'm jel

[Eastside Urchin]

Kimble,bring your stuff with you and get changed in the bus,will get you back by 6.30pm

[I am Spartacus]

15) Stay for 3 nights and see the best team in the Ryman play there on Tuesday night.

[Eastside Urchin]

we are there saturday not tuesday

[kimbles left foot]

Kimble,bring your stuff with you and get changed in the bus,will get you back by 6.30pm

 

I cant R - I gotta be back for 6 mate as i'm picking CD up...i wouldnt wanna miss this one normally

[Eastside Urchin]

Faggot

[YELLOW]

15. There's some decent pubs there.

[Eastside Urchin]

16) decent upper class Sussex totty