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A Prayer for the Stressed!

Burnham Lad

By Burnham Lad
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Burnham Lad

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

the courage to change the things I cannot accept,

and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had

to kill today because they p1ssed me off.

 

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on

today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have

to kiss tomorrow.

 

Help me to always give 100% at work....

12% on Monday

23% on Tuesday

40% on Wednesday

20% on Thursday

5% on Fridays

 

And help me to remember.....

When I'm having a really bad day,

and it seems that people are trying to p1ss me off,

that it takes 42 muscles to frown and

only 4 to extend my arm and smack the ass-hole in the mouth!

 

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