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Tesco Bazza

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Tesco Bazza Newbie

Tesco Bazza

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I really did not think we would be welcoming our near neighbours for a longtime. What a great draw pity it will be midweek as a saturday would bring a much larger gate.

 

What does everyone think the attendance will be i very much dowt segregation will be needed like last time. However from reading the non league paper it sounds like most of their fans are animals.

 

Better reserve two seats in the stand for our good friend Mr Unable.

 

I fancy a 5-1 victory especially as they are shipping goals for fun and wouldnt it be nice for us to stick the final nail in jim Wards coffin.

 

O i am singing the blues when margate win and Ramsgate lose

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Wellsie Newbie

Wellsie

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We seem to get lots of mentions on their forum and they get very few on ours

 

Yes, their obsession with the better team in Thanet does give one a nice warm feeling :lol:

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BlueGate Alan Newbie

BlueGate Alan

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Have just been browsing their forum and I see what Pagey means, perhaps they should concentrate on their team and support them instead of making snide comments re ours. ( to be fair though not Ian).

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dannyriding Newbie

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Do you still have all the prefabs at Falling Down Park?

 

Dear john558

 

Thank you for not annoying me more than you do.

 

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

 

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

 

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

 

A mind is a terrible thing to waste; I'm glad they didn't waste one on you.

 

I'd like to help you out; which way did you come in?

 

"Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?"

 

When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.

 

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

 

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

 

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

 

You have a face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard.

 

I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.

 

I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

 

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

 

When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.

 

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

 

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

 

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?

 

There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.

 

Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.

 

Next time you get the urge to think...don't. It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.

 

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

 

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

 

If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.

 

Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday.

 

Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.

 

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

 

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

 

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

 

I don't care who you are, what you drive, or where you'd rather be.

 

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.

 

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

 

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

 

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?

 

I wonder what life would have been like if you had had enough oxygen at birth.

 

Whatever it is that's eating you, it must be suffering horribly.

 

Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.

 

Are you renting the space in your head? It could be profitable.

 

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

 

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

 

I think someone has to be listening to you for it to be an actual conversation.

 

I don't care where you go, as long as you get lost.

 

If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.

 

You have no idea how acutely depressing it is to realize we're from the same species.

 

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

 

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

 

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit" as said by those incapable of its proper application and as such suffer from it a lot.

 

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

 

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

 

Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.

 

It's not that I wish any harm to the guy, I'm just saying I could happily sit by while someone knocks his head off.

 

A cynic is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

 

 

 

Choose any one of the many retorts I have posted and

 

DO ONE

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