Mr and Mrs Canvey Island - The Shortlist is annonced - Votes Please!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

In the Mens

Number 2024

Kev from Near the prominade, likes fishing and always eats what he catches!

Intresting fact - Kev once tried to commit sucicide by jumping in front of a train, but decided to get on it instead and went to southend for the day!<p>Number 456<p>

Darren (Daz) lives near Mothercare and works in a warehouse, he recently passed his fork lift exam at the 5th attempt.

Intresting Fact - His favorite Spice Girl is Baby spice.<p>Number 8923

Cottee Dicks Redknapp Smith lives above the jelly eels stall, he sells ice cream for a living and often used his own blood on the ice creams to save on sauce.

Intresting fact - Cottee has only been abroad once - to Benfleet<p>And the Ladies!!!!!<p>Number 666

Sharon is reigning champ (or chimp) she has spent the last year preforming offical duties including opening the sewage works and campaining for a school to be put on the island to help the next generation.

Intresting fact - Sharon is half canvey half Harlow.<p>Number 785

Trace lives near the bus shelter, she writes the words Canvey in the sticks of rock on account of here ability to spell.

Intresting fact - Trace actually is the most profitable person on the island on acount of the CSA payments due to her!<p>Number 789

Shelly Denise Van Outen Smallpox lives over Poppins (Canvey's only resturant) She is employed by highley sucessful local football club Southend United to roll the pitch.

Intresting Fact - Shelly once survived a terrible harpoon attack while swimming to the Isle of Grain for her holiday!<p>Please cast your votes!

The Grand final will be held at Kings Holiday Camp in July.

The winner will receive a bottle of blue nun, speed garage nation CD, a free season ticket to Canveys Islands new 65000 seater stadium, spoliers for their capri and a luxery holiday at Kings Holiday camp, Canvey island<p>But as we know with all these compertitions there are no winners, only losers!<p>[ 27 February 2002: This message was edited by: EFM The Firm, The Voice ]</p>

[Guest]

I must say very, very Good - now I understand what EFM are all about. Just a fun loving group of lads. <p>The 'Van Outen' chick gets my vote - Gertcha.

Keep me posted on results.<p>O - Im not very creative, please provide me with some Ammo for retaliation about Herfordshire as I don't hear to much about the place (apart from the commuter bit) and the fact most Essex boys would simply drive through it on their way to the M1.

[canfan]

Number 2024 does resemble someone i've seen before. Just can't put my finger on it though.

Any idea's Merv!!

[Guest]

where does everyone keep getting these pictures of me and my family!