Where!s my fkg pick axe handle

[pabird]

In their last match of any importance the gooners had Keown behaving like an ape on speed mugging a fellow pro and leading a prolonged assault on that fellow pro after the game had finished

last night they made him skipper

Blair has been proven to have ordered the killing of thousands of Arabs men women and children plus hundreds of our own basing his aurhority to do so on (proven) lies

Yesterday the labour party gave him a standing ovation

 

At the end of a long career I am willing to admit I got it all wrong and for my visiting director today I am looking round for my fkg pick axe handle, I should be on the board this time next week

 

The inmates have become our leaders

[BOROMAN]

What, your going to do Jeff King!

[pabird]

Never been my boss Jeff but it is possible we would have got on reasonably well