My application...

[Colin Zeal EFM]

... for the Spurs job will be in this evening's post.

 

My managerial record, certainly in the earlier days, makes for very impressive reading, including a 7-6 win against Homebase after being 0-4 down at half-time.

 

I also have a bit of a goalscoring touch too, so if Mr Levy decides to give me the job, I may register as a player too, particularly as Spurs players have a habit of spending months out injured.

 

No seriously, I'm applying.

 

 

[CANV EFM]

do it.. i know a guy who always applied for every main footy job.. got some quality replies back as well.. i think west ham and leeds were the best for sending back witty refusals.. he once applied fo r ajax with his main selling point being.. he lived in camden so was used to canal life..

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Quality stuff. And we know the Spurs board have a sense of humour, cos they paid £5m for Ramon Vega!

 

Actually, Rebrov is still technically a Spurs player, isn't he? Presumably he can be taken off loan at any time a new manager wants to use him??

 

 

[Rob_the_Saint]

Looks like Martin O'Neill is favourite to replace Hoddle.

 

Can't see it somehow though everyone has a price.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Why on earth would Martin O'Neill leave a successful team that's playing in the Champions League to join a club that has no money, no prospects and no chance of adding to their pathetic two trophies in 19 years?

 

Nope. I'm the man for the job!!

 

 

[Laz]

Anything to get out of Scotland!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Good shout, Laz. You may have a point!!

 

 

[ESG]

Peter, peter taylor peter taylor on the wing....

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Raddy Antic's name has come up. <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

 

Also, Souness, Venables and McLeish.

 

 

[ESG]

i doubt it'll be any1 of note...another 2yr building exercise awaits....

[Rob_the_Saint]

Curbishley and Rednapp...

 

...they'll be trotting out Venbles next!

 

[Laz]

Zealster is in with a chance then?

[Rob_the_Saint]

oops! they already have!

[ESG]

graham's not busy

[The Caretaker]

Forget it chaps, you know they always appoint The Caretaker to start with <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

I'll let you know when applications are needed for a number 2 and any changes to the backroom staff that are required.

 

Come to think of it I could take the reserves down there to play and give them a much better chance of at least winning a game this season.

 

CZ we can discuss at length at Hornchurch or reserve game over a pint or two.

[Tom S]

In view of the piece in this week's Non-League Paper I don't suppose Graham Roberts will be applying. Although 'I'm leaving football' wouldn't entirely rule out Tottenham.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Daveeed is the latest name to be thrown into the hat.

 

 

[ESG]

alfie conn?, justin edinburgh,? , dean austin?

[CANV EFM]

why not poach pardew from west ham.. that would at least be mildly amusing

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Shall I apply as well and see who gets the better reply from Spurs.

Actually I'm in a letter writing mood!