TV Graveyard

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

R.I.S.E axed

 

 

Joins

 

In the TV Graveyard

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I do not understand why they ever got rid of the Big Breakfast. Okay, it may not have got the viewing figures that Channel 4 execs would have wanted, but no replacement was ever gonna get more.

 

And Iain Lee is quality. They should've just put him on the Big Breakfast in the first place.

 

Twats. I could be a TV exec, no probs.

 

 

[CANV EFM]

no you couldnt.. your not gay.. you would never get a job

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Good point. Besides, I much prefer putting my feet up with a beer, and watching the crap they see fit to put on our screens.

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Why do you need a bird anyway, we've had this conversation before they aren't a funny race and the ones that (think they) are just do jokes about periods!

Why not have two blokes, I'm more than happy to work with Iain Lee, I'm sure we'll get on fine!

The only reason they have a fit bird is because they think that blokes will tune on, whereas we do like to look at nice looking birds untimatly when we watch TV we want to be entertained, who watches a program every day just because there is a nice bird on it - Nobody, we watch once, then wait for for her to appear half naked in Loaded, then we stop watching as it's not entertaining and go back to watching porn because you can get your rocks off to that, under your covers before going to work <img src="/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

 

Didn't Kate Lawler call Hitler a great leade last week or something, I can only presume she doesn't know who he is!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Although I agree with what you say, having Kate Lawyer there gives Iain Lee an endless supply of gags to chuck in her direction. Hilarious stuff when he really starts ripping into her.

 

As for her being a "fit bird", I think I'd rather do Jade Goody!!