Cockney!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

arm

 

Chalk Farm

 

army

 

Kate (Karney)

 

[****!!****]

 

Khyber (Pass)

 

[****!!****]

 

bottle and glass

 

aunt

 

Mrs Chant

 

bad

 

sorry and sad

 

balls

 

cobbler's (awls)

 

bank

 

iron tank

 

bar

 

near and far

 

barrow

 

[****!!****] sparrow

 

beer

 

pig's (ear)

 

beginner

 

Lilley & Skinner

 

believe

 

Adam and Eve

 

belly

 

Auntie Nellie

 

bent

 

Stoke on Trent

 

bill

 

Beecham's (Pill)

 

bird

 

Richard the Third

 

bitter

 

apple fritter

 

boat

 

nanny goat

 

boil

 

Conan Doyle

 

book

 

Captain Cook

 

boots

 

daisy roots

 

boozer

 

battle cruiser

 

boss

 

pitch and toss

 

bottle

 

aristotle

 

box

 

nervo and knox

 

braces

 

airs and graces

 

brandy

 

fine and dandy

 

bread

 

Uncle Fred

 

broke

 

hearts (of oak)

 

bum

 

deaf and dumb

 

butter

 

stammer and stutter

 

cab

 

sherbet dab

 

cake

 

Sexton (Blake)

 

candle

 

Harry Randall

 

car

 

jam jar

 

card

 

bladder of lard

 

cash

 

bangers and mash

 

cell

 

flowery dell

 

chair

 

lion's lair

 

chalk

 

Duke of York

 

cheese

 

stand at ease

 

cheque

 

goose's (neck)

 

cigar

 

lardy-dar

 

clock

 

dickory dock

 

coach

 

cockroach

 

coat

 

weasel and stoat

 

cold

 

taters (potatoes in the mould)

 

cook

 

babbling brook

 

copper

 

grasshopper

 

cork

 

Duke Of York

 

corner

 

Johnnie Horner

 

crap

 

pony and trap

 

crash

 

sausage and mash

 

cripple

 

raspberry ripple

 

crook

 

babbling brook

 

crown

 

Lousy Brown

 

cupboard

 

Mother Hubbard

 

curry

 

Ruby Murray

 

dead

 

brown bread

 

deaf

 

Mutt 'n (Jeff)

 

diet

 

Brixton riot

 

dinner

 

Jim Skinner

 

dog

 

cherry (hog)

 

dole

 

rock n' roll

 

dollar

 

Oxford (Scholar)

 

door

 

Rory (O'More)

 

dozen

 

country cousin

 

drink

 

tiddly (wink)

 

dripping

 

Doctor Crippen

 

drunk

 

elephant's trunk

 

eyes

 

mince pies

 

faces

 

airs and graces

 

face

 

boat race

 

fag

 

oily rag

 

fanny

 

Jack N Danny

 

fart

 

horse and cart

 

feet

 

plates of meat

 

fight

 

read and write

 

fire

 

Anna Maria

 

fish

 

Lillian Gish

 

fist

 

Oliver (Twist)

 

five

 

Jacks alive

 

fiver

 

lady godiva

 

flares

 

Lionels (Blair)

 

flower

 

April shower

 

geezer

 

fridge freezer

 

gin

 

Mother's ruin

 

gloves

 

turtle doves

 

go

 

scarper (flow)

 

gravy

 

Army and Navy

 

Greek

 

bubble and squeak

 

gutter

 

bread and butter

 

gut

 

Newington (butt)

 

hair

 

Barnet (Fair)

 

hand

 

German (band)

 

hat

 

tit for (tat)

 

head

 

loaf (of bread)

 

hell

 

ding dong bell

 

hill

 

Jack and Jill

 

hot

 

peas (in the pot)

 

house

 

cat and mouse

 

husband

 

old pot and pan

 

jail

 

bucket and pail

 

jaw

 

jackdaw

 

jew

 

four by two

 

jewellery

 

Tom Foolery

 

jock

 

sweaty sock

 

joke

 

Bushey Park

 

judge

 

Barnaby Rudge

 

kid

 

dustbin lid

 

kidney

 

Sydney

 

kipper

 

Jack the Ripper

 

kiss

 

hit and miss

 

knackered

 

cream crackered

 

knee

 

biscuit (and cheese)

 

knickers

 

Alan Whickers

 

labour

 

beggar my neighbour

 

lark

 

Bushey Park

 

later

 

alligator

 

laugh

 

bubble bath

 

leg

 

bacon (and egg)

 

liar

 

holy friar

 

lies

 

porky pies

 

liver

 

cheerful giver

 

lodger

 

Artful Dodger

 

look

 

butcher's (hook)

 

lunch

 

kidney punch

 

magistrate

 

garden gate

 

married

 

cash and carried

 

matches

 

cuts and scratches

 

mate

 

china (plate)

 

minge

 

Edinburgh Fringe

 

minute

 

[****!!****] linnet

 

miss

 

cuddle and kiss

 

missis

 

love and kisses

 

money

 

bees (and honey)

 

mormon

 

Jerry O'Gorman

 

mouth

 

north and south

 

nail

 

monkey's tail

 

nark

 

grass (in the park)

 

neck

 

Gregory Peck

 

newspaper

 

linen draper

 

nose

 

I suppose

 

own

 

Jack Jones

 

out of order

 

Alan Border

 

park

 

Noah's Ark

 

penny

 

Abergavenny

 

phone

 

dog and bone

 

piano

 

joanna

 

pickle

 

Harvey Nichol

 

piddle

 

Jimmy (Riddle)

 

piles

 

farmer Giles

 

pill

 

Jack and Jill

 

pillow

 

weeping willow

 

piss

 

gypsy's kiss

 

pissed

 

Brahms and Lizst

 

pocket

 

sky rocket

 

ponce

 

Alphonse

 

pony

 

macaroni

 

poof

 

iron hoof

 

poor

 

on the floor

 

pox

 

nervo and know

 

[***!!***]

 

Hampton (Wick)

 

pub

 

rub-a-dub-dub

 

queer

 

ginger (beer)

 

quid

 

tea pot lid

 

races

 

airs and graces

 

rain

 

pleasure and pain

 

rent

 

Burton (on Trent)

 

right

 

Isle of Wight

 

road

 

frog and toad

 

row

 

bull and cow

 

rum

 

Tom Thumb

 

sack

 

tic tac

 

sack

 

last card in the pack

 

saloon

 

balloon

 

saw

 

bear's paw

 

scar

 

Mars bar

 

score

 

Bobby Moore

 

scotch

 

pimple and blotch

 

scouts

 

Brussel's (sprouts)

 

sense

 

eighteen pence

 

shave

 

dig in the grave

 

shave

 

Chas N Dave!

 

ship

 

'apenny (dip)

 

[***!!***]

 

Tom Tit

 

[****!!****]

 

Barry White

 

shitter

 

Gary Glitter

 

shirt

 

dicky dirt

 

shoes

 

rhythm and blues

 

shovel

 

Lord Lovell

 

sick

 

Tom and Dick

 

silly

 

daffadown dilly

 

sister

 

skin and blister

 

six

 

chop sticks

 

sixty-six

 

clickety click

 

skins

 

Veras (Vera Lynn)

 

skint

 

boracic lint

 

slash

 

pie and mash

 

sleep

 

Bo-Peep

 

slippers

 

big dippers

 

sneeze

 

bread and cheese

 

soap

 

cape of good hope

 

sock

 

almond rock

 

son

 

currant bun

 

song

 

ding dong

 

sparrow

 

bow and arrow

 

soup

 

loop the loop

 

stairs

 

apples and pears

 

starving

 

Hank Marvin

 

state

 

two and eight

 

still

 

Beecham's Pill

 

stink

 

pen and ink

 

stool

 

April Fool

 

stout

 

salmon and trout

 

stranger

 

Glasgow Ranger

 

street

 

field of wheat

 

suit

 

whistle and flute

 

sun

 

currant bun

 

supper

 

Tommy Tucker

 

sure

 

Bobby Moore

 

swear

 

Lord Mayor

 

table

 

Cain and Abel

 

tail

 

Adlerman's Nail

 

talk

 

rabbit (and pork)

 

tale

 

Daily Mail

 

tea

 

Rosy Lea

 

teeth

 

Hampstead Heath

 

telly

 

custard and jelly

 

thief

 

tea leaf

 

thirst

 

Geoff Hurst

 

ticket

 

bat and wicket

 

tie

 

Peckham Rye

 

till

 

Jack and Jill

 

time

 

bird lime

 

titties

 

Bristol Cities

 

tits

 

Eartha Kits

 

toast

 

holy ghost

 

toes

 

Bromleys (By Bow)

 

tool

 

April Fool

 

tote

 

canal boat

 

tramp

 

paraffin lamp

 

trainers

 

Claire Raynors

 

trouble

 

Barney Rubble

 

trousers

 

round the houses

 

twenty-two

 

dinky doo

 

[***!!***]

 

Richard the 3rd

 

umbrella

 

Auntie Ella

 

wage

 

green gage

 

walk

 

ball of chalk

 

[***!!***]

 

Barclays Bank

 

wash

 

Bob Squash

 

watch

 

Gordon & Gotch

 

watch

 

kettle(on the hob)=fob

 

water

 

Fisherman's Daughter

 

whisky

 

gay and frisky

 

wife

 

trouble and strife

 

wig

 

irish jig

 

wig

 

syrup of fig

 

window

 

burnt cinder

 

wood

 

do me good

 

word

 

dicky bird

 

[***!!***]

 

front wheel skid

 

 

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