The rules

[Staines-upon-Thames Rebel]

A few simple rules to stop anyone being upset:

 

 

No further posts on this site, as it only causes debate and arguments

 

No shouting at games as somone may be ofended - silence would be prefered.

 

No siging of songs in case they are seen as being ironic

 

No wearing of club colours as it may upset the opposition

 

No eating of burgers or hotdogs to keep the vegies happy

 

No changing of ends at half time as it only shows how few opposition fans there are.

 

No letters to the papers at it upsets those who want the club to die and go away.

 

No moaning at the officials as most are only human (Alison Chapman is excluded due to being equine).

 

Everyone should wear rose tinted glasses all the time when on this site, at games, and even when just thinking about Slough Town FC.

 

 

I hope these new rules will keep everone happy and placate those who would like to see all posts censored.

 

 

These new rules are mandatory as I have voted on them and unanimously passed them.

[Nathan]

May I suggest another rule: Thou shall be no taking the p$ss?