TOP 5 SCHOOL BOY JAPES

[CANV EFM]

1. genieing a box of swan vestas

2. talking about lighting a gas tap in chemistry but never having the [****!!****] to actually do it

3. bullying another kid until they attempt suicide then feeling vaguely guilty for about 3 minutes

4. sliding a massivly heavy addidas bag with giant studs on the bottom across icey playgrounds at peoples legs

5. spitting

[Laz]

1. I used to do it all the time.

2. I actually did do it, and it wasn't as spectacular as I expected.

3. Can't remember.

4. That's a new one on me. I may try it in the office car park next January.

5. We called it gobbing.

[pabird]

6. When walking in-line to the sports field making a heavy,chesty throat clearing spitting sound behind some one then then patting the back of their head and apologising

[ESG]

13. apo "persons name"!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I was victim to some schoolboy antics yesterday which I was quite happy about because it was in Wembley and normally they stab people around there.

Sitting on the train, it got gradully full of schoolkids, then one runs from the next carridge and drops a srink bomb! Classic Dennis the Menace type entertainment!

Thankfully the next stop was mine <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[Chubbhead EFM]

Talking of stink bombs...

 

When I was younger I sprayed some fart gas on my Dad in this souvenir shop in the Isle of White. I didn't know it was REALLY potent and they 'evacuated' the whole shop and had to get some sprays out and spray the whole shop. My parents were a bit embarassed.

[Stu B]

My football club did a end of season day out,at the station we let of a stink bomb..on the train we sprayed the fart gas and some girl threw up..and as for the gas tap thing somebody mentioned before,my mate did that,was quite impressive actually,he had the gas on full and that flame was about 1 or 2 feet long!Someone also spilt something flammable over the table and the whole table went up once..that was quite impressive.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

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Fleet boy said:
My football club did a end of season day out,at the station we let of a stink bomb..on the train we sprayed the fart gas and some girl threw up..

Thats no way for a semi-proffesional football club to act, Gravesend and Northfleet should be ashamed of themselves <img src="/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

[Northern Monkey]

Emptying 6 bangers into a smartie tube, packing it. blowing a brick out of a bridge!

 

[Stu B]

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EFM The Firm, The Voice said:

Thats no way for a semi-proffesional football club to act, Gravesend and Northfleet should be ashamed of themselves <img src="/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

er..it was the team i play for...not gnfc...

[Stu B]

oh,and we got b*llocked by the manager for it aswell..

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Quote:

Fleet boy said:

Quote:

EFM The Firm, The Voice said:

Thats no way for a semi-proffesional football club to act, Gravesend and Northfleet should be ashamed of themselves <img src="/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

er..it was the team i play for...not gnfc...

doh!

[Big J R]

The best one we did at Boarding school, was in Chemistry.

 

Prof had walked out for his customary fag before the end of a 'double lesson', and as we knew the first-years were next in, and doing hydrogen Sulphide, we REVERSED all the fans in the fume cabinets.

 

Hilarious, but slightly silly !

[ESG]

someone burnt down the science block , does that count?