Top 5 Years That End In A Nine

[Chubbhead EFM]

I'd love to travel round the Bible belt states, just to see what sort of nutters exist there. A kind of Louis Therou (whatever his name is) kind of experience.Plus, i've got to see Graceland before I die. And the Strawberry fields in New York.

 

Actually, I bet if you did a tour of all the tributes to dead musicians in America, you'd see quite a lot of the country.

[CANV EFM]

one of the best bits of america is taking the piss in a subtle fashion.. you should use that idea for a reality t.v. show thornsy.. see how far you can push it before someone trys to smack you..

plus if you go to somewhere like florida you can tell em you work in the tower of london or something, they love all that

[Chubbhead EFM]

'Lord Thornsy of Hertfordshire'- it has quite a ring to it I think.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I was in The Fridge a couple of Fridays ago. there was a yank in there! He said he was from New York so typically I said "where were you on September 11th", like every yank in NY on that day he was 2 blocks away. So I said to him why don't you tell everybody you were in the twin towers on that day, so he did. He got so much grief for it I almost felt sorry for him!

[CANV EFM]

a friend/ex colleague went to work full time in new york .. he was a barking boy and as you can imagine based his entire sense of humour on piss taking sarcasm and tales of drunkeness.. he had a repetoire of true stories that would keep you entertained for hours.. he was on the 30 th odd floor of the first tower that got hit and was happy to tell it how it was, but still incorporate the jokes n humour that are quintissentially british... alas over the last 2 years he has become more and more american.. he used to call me when i got to work as he was on his way home from some drug fueled beer bash to 'touch base' on the evenings entertainment.. now all he does is send me e mail fotos of his kid and tell me how well his atkins diet is going, and as all americans do tell me how great his job and life are and all his plans..ZZZZZZ anyway the moral of this ramble is...

go to america by all means, travel and meet the preople.. but get the fk out before you become a [****!!****]...