Farnham & the climax

[Egg Ngog]

Hi Guys,

 

I am keen to know your thoughts on something....

 

My old lady (I mean old in the nicest sense) will only make love to me if I I let her wear her Farnham FC replica football shirt in bed.

 

I find this weird as I live just outside Dorking and I have never been to see Farnham play and too my knowledge nor has she.

 

Do you think she could be having an affair with one of their players? Or is she just suddenly passionalte about football on the Surrey/Hampshire border?

 

Have you guys experienced anything similar?

 

What should I do, please help?

[NICE GUY]

Hi Guys,

 

I am keen to know your thoughts on something....

 

My old lady (I mean old in the nicest sense) will only make love to me if I I let her wear her Farnham FC replica football shirt in bed.

 

I find this weird as I live just outside Dorking and I have never been to see Farnham play and too my knowledge nor has she.

 

Do you think she could be having an affair with one of their players? Or is she just suddenly passionalte about football on the Surrey/Hampshire border?

 

Have you guys experienced anything similar?

 

What should I do, please help?

 

 

Suggest you buy a Farnham replica shirt as well then she will make love to you even more, but be aware of another name.................... LOL

[Brunty.]

Wouldnt worry they are an ugly bunch - especially Corbett up front!

 

 

[Smudge]

Must be B.B.M.he never fails to Score away from Home.

[The Fan]

she might like the fact that they come up short every year.

[Terrence Collina]

you get Farnham replica shirts?

 

Take her to a game and see what happens

[duncs]

thats funny cos when I came round Geoff Chapple was just leaving

[Borellis Bar Maids]

haha.... this must be some sort of wind up surely!!!!??? the only Farnham shirts ive ever seen are the ones we wear...... and even they are about 25 years old!

 

Who are you Egg Ngog?

[WorldWideWeb]

Hang on Scotty Corbett what about the ones you showed me and told me to keep quiet about?

 

Oops...

[Big J R]

Hi Guys,

 

I am keen to know your thoughts on something....

 

My old lady (I mean old in the nicest sense) will only make love to me if I I let her wear her Farnham FC replica football shirt in bed.

 

I find this weird as I live just outside Dorking and I have never been to see Farnham play and too my knowledge nor has she.

 

Do you think she could be having an affair with one of their players? Or is she just suddenly passionalte about football on the Surrey/Hampshire border?

 

Have you guys experienced anything similar?

 

What should I do, please help?

 

 

Well, there's a reversal of fortunes !

 

I was born near and lived in Farnham for the first eleven years of my life.

 

NOW, I live just outside Dorking !

 

HOWEVER, Noggy - I can assure you that has NOTHING to do with your other half's preferences !

[SurreysFinest]

Take it BBM isn't the sharpest tool in the box?

[Borellis Bar Maids]

This has gone way over my head!!

[SurreysFinest]

That's answered my question, cheers BBM

[beststrika]

Hi Guys,

 

I am keen to know your thoughts on something....

 

My old lady (I mean old in the nicest sense) will only make love to me if I I let her wear her Farnham FC replica football shirt in bed.

 

I find this weird as I live just outside Dorking and I have never been to see Farnham play and too my knowledge nor has she.

 

Do you think she could be having an affair with one of their players? Or is she just suddenly passionalte about football on the Surrey/Hampshire border?

 

Have you guys experienced anything similar?

 

What should I do, please help?

 

 

Well, there's a reversal of fortunes !

 

I was born near and lived in Farnham for the first eleven years of my life.

 

NOW, I live just outside Dorking !

 

HOWEVER, Noggy - I can assure you that has NOTHING to do with your other half's preferences !

[beststrika]

Her name isn't Sandy is it?

[Borellis Bar Maids]

That's answered my question, cheers BBM

 

[Weeble]

Hi Guys,

 

I am keen to know your thoughts on something....

 

My old lady (I mean old in the nicest sense) will only make love to me if I I let her wear her Farnham FC replica football shirt in bed.

 

I find this weird as I live just outside Dorking and I have never been to see Farnham play and too my knowledge nor has she.

 

Do you think she could be having an affair with one of their players? Or is she just suddenly passionalte about football on the Surrey/Hampshire border?

 

Have you guys experienced anything similar?

 

What should I do, please help?

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