HAVE YOU!!!!!

[Smudge]

Someone your not,I am proud to be me.Why would a person pretend to be someone else.Please Help!!!!!!!

[Green_Fingers]

Reckon you were thought to be a reporter from the NLP Smudge - maybe they don't need the publicity

[Smudge]

G.F. never thought of that,but how would that explain their attitude after the game.I will give you 3 to leave,swearing,and taking the gloves off in a threatening manner.

[Green_Fingers]

G.F. never thought of that,but how would that explain their attitude after the game.I will give you 3 to leave,swearing,and taking the gloves off in a threatening manner.

 

I can't answer that Smudge - but if you Google "little man syndrome" you might find some suggestions

[Smudge]

Mystery Solved!!!! Surrey F.A.Quote:-Maybe he felt threatened by all the hostile posts on this site,hang on I'M 63,weigh 10st dripping wet.Couldn't punch my way out of a paper bag.Is this the same F.A. who said my Grandson was Black,and fined him £75 and banned him for 80 days,even after I wrote a letter in his defence saying he was White.WE ARE SAFE IN THEIR HANDS?

[Jurg78]

Someone your not,I am proud to be me.Why would a person pretend to be someone else.Please Help!!!!!!!

 

Depends what the situation is.

[theartistformerlyk/aEEFC]

Mike Yarwoods got problems then ...(there's one for the kids)

[Weeble]

JJ has been pretending to be a footballer for the last 20 years and got away with it and I once pretended to be Bella Emberg and got away with it.

[newby marvel]

Bella emberg wasnt she more like an iceberg weebs dont put yourself down lol

[theartistformerlyk/aEEFC]

JJ has been pretending to be a footballer for the last 20 years and got away with it and I once pretended to be Bella Emberg and got away with it.

 

I used to do an impressions act and thought I'd won a talent contest at Pontins once to get me through to a national final . Just as the contest was winding up a little old lady in ankle boots got up and warbled Danny Boy in a quavering voice ... barely a dry eye (or seat ) in the place . Second place it was then and a packet of Embassy - I don't even smoke .

 

Someone told me later in the holiday she was the entertainment mangers mother and pulled that stunt every week to save Pontins having to fork out free holidays for the winners - don't know how true that was . So in answer to Smudges question - yes

[Weeble]

Bella emberg wasnt she more like an iceberg weebs dont put yourself down lol

 

I wanted to get it in before JJ replied.........

[Smudge]

JJ has been pretending to be a footballer for the last 20 years and got away with it and I once pretended to be Bella Emberg and got away with it.

 

 

Can see the resemblance now Weebs,born Sybil I Dyke,cross dresser eh,them boys were right to be worried in them showers at Cove.You wern't born Andy a puff by any chance.J.J. is my hero.

Edited January 31, 2011 by Smudge

[Weeble]

JJ has been pretending to be a footballer for the last 20 years and got away with it and I once pretended to be Bella Emberg and got away with it.

 

 

Can see the resemblance now Weebs,born Sybil I Dyke,cross dresser eh,them boys were right to be worried in them showers at Cove.You wern't born Andy a puff by any chance.J.J. is my hero.

Don't knock it till u try it is the response.......And your now going to tell me that we have not all dressed up in womens clothes before.......

[Smudge]

What was the occassion,when you portrayed yourself as B.E. as an answer to your question,what all good men and true say to the Police NO COMMENT.

[johnnojudo]

JJ has been pretending to be a footballer for the last 20 years and got away with it and I once pretended to be Bella Emberg and got away with it.

 

i have been pretending to be a footballer all this time but as football is my hobby not my life, i think i've done pretty well.

 

Football honours:

CCL prem Cup - winner

Aldershot senior cup - winner

Southern Combination cup - winner

CCL prem cup - runner up

CCL league - runner up

Aldershot senior cup - runner up

 

I used to do another sport before football.

 

Judo honours

Junior British National Champion 1997

Great Britain and Olympic Squad 1996 - 2002

Senior British Closed Champion 1999

GB Ranked No 1 - 2000

Undefeated nationally in 2000

Belgium Open 'B' Tournament Bronze - 2000 (GB)

British Open 'B' Tournament Bronze - 2000 (GB)

Dutch 'A' Tournament Bronze - 2001 (GB)

Welsh Open Champion

Scottish Open Champion

All England Champion

Wilrijk (Belgium) Tournament Champion 5 years running

Reserve for Sydney Olympics 2000

World Masters Championship Bronze - 2008

'A' denotes Olympic Ranking Points Qualifying Event

'B' denotes Non Olympic Event

(GB) = Squad Event

200+ Medals and Trophies

7 National Medals

Runnymeade Sports Personality Award 1992

Surrey County Council Sports Grant 1992

Hampshire County Council Sports Bursary 1995

1st Dan Blackbelt 1995

[NICE GUY]

JJ has been pretending to be a footballer for the last 20 years and got away with it and I once pretended to be Bella Emberg and got away with it.

 

i have been pretending to be a footballer all this time but as football is my hobby not my life, i think i've done pretty well.

 

Football honours:

CCL prem Cup - winner

Aldershot senior cup - winner

Southern Combination cup - winner

CCL prem cup - runner up

CCL league - runner up

Aldershot senior cup - runner up

 

I used to do another sport before football.

 

Judo honours

Junior British National Champion 1997

Great Britain and Olympic Squad 1996 - 2002

Senior British Closed Champion 1999

GB Ranked No 1 - 2000

Undefeated nationally in 2000

Belgium Open 'B' Tournament Bronze - 2000 (GB)

British Open 'B' Tournament Bronze - 2000 (GB)

Dutch 'A' Tournament Bronze - 2001 (GB)

Welsh Open Champion

Scottish Open Champion

All England Champion

Wilrijk (Belgium) Tournament Champion 5 years running

Reserve for Sydney Olympics 2000

World Masters Championship Bronze - 2008

'A' denotes Olympic Ranking Points Qualifying Event

'B' denotes Non Olympic Event

(GB) = Squad Event

200+ Medals and Trophies

7 National Medals

Runnymeade Sports Personality Award 1992

Surrey County Council Sports Grant 1992

Hampshire County Council Sports Bursary 1995

1st Dan Blackbelt 1995

 

WOW WEE INTERESTED !

 

.....F*CK ME JJ HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU WANT TO TELL US ALL.........UP YOUR OWN A8SE............ WHOS INTERESTED WHY YOU'VE GOTTA TELL US WHAT YOU'VE OVER AGAIN, AGAIN, AGAIN ........ PLEASE CHANGE THE RECORD LOL ! YOU GO ON ABOUT YOUR CUP FINAL WHALLOP AND HOPE GOAL AS IF IT'S THE ONLY GOAL EVER SCORED..................LOL !

[Weeble]

JJ has been pretending to be a footballer for the last 20 years and got away with it and I once pretended to be Bella Emberg and got away with it.

 

i have been pretending to be a footballer all this time but as football is my hobby not my life, i think i've done pretty well.

 

Football honours:

CCL prem Cup - winner

Aldershot senior cup - winner

Southern Combination cup - winner

CCL prem cup - runner up

CCL league - runner up

Aldershot senior cup - runner up

 

I used to do another sport before football.

 

Judo honours

Junior British National Champion 1997

Great Britain and Olympic Squad 1996 - 2002

Senior British Closed Champion 1999

GB Ranked No 1 - 2000

Undefeated nationally in 2000

Belgium Open 'B' Tournament Bronze - 2000 (GB)

British Open 'B' Tournament Bronze - 2000 (GB)

Dutch 'A' Tournament Bronze - 2001 (GB)

Welsh Open Champion

Scottish Open Champion

All England Champion

Wilrijk (Belgium) Tournament Champion 5 years running

Reserve for Sydney Olympics 2000

World Masters Championship Bronze - 2008

'A' denotes Olympic Ranking Points Qualifying Event

'B' denotes Non Olympic Event

(GB) = Squad Event

200+ Medals and Trophies

7 National Medals

Runnymeade Sports Personality Award 1992

Surrey County Council Sports Grant 1992

Hampshire County Council Sports Bursary 1995

1st Dan Blackbelt 1995

Don't want your life story................LOL.

[Weeble]

And where is Kroons as I think that constitutes a bite.........................

 

 

[johnnojudo]

JJ has been pretending to be a footballer for the last 20 years and got away with it and I once pretended to be Bella Emberg and got away with it.

 

i have been pretending to be a footballer all this time but as football is my hobby not my life, i think i've done pretty well.

 

Football honours:

CCL prem Cup - winner

Aldershot senior cup - winner

Southern Combination cup - winner

CCL prem cup - runner up

CCL league - runner up

Aldershot senior cup - runner up

 

I used to do another sport before football.

 

Judo honours

Junior British National Champion 1997

Great Britain and Olympic Squad 1996 - 2002

Senior British Closed Champion 1999

GB Ranked No 1 - 2000

Undefeated nationally in 2000

Belgium Open 'B' Tournament Bronze - 2000 (GB)

British Open 'B' Tournament Bronze - 2000 (GB)

Dutch 'A' Tournament Bronze - 2001 (GB)

Welsh Open Champion

Scottish Open Champion

All England Champion

Wilrijk (Belgium) Tournament Champion 5 years running

Reserve for Sydney Olympics 2000

World Masters Championship Bronze - 2008

'A' denotes Olympic Ranking Points Qualifying Event

'B' denotes Non Olympic Event

(GB) = Squad Event

200+ Medals and Trophies

7 National Medals

Runnymeade Sports Personality Award 1992

Surrey County Council Sports Grant 1992

Hampshire County Council Sports Bursary 1995

1st Dan Blackbelt 1995

 

WOW WEE INTERESTED !

 

.....F*CK ME JJ HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU WANT TO TELL US ALL.........UP YOUR OWN A8SE............ WHOS INTERESTED WHY YOU'VE GOTTA TELL US WHAT YOU'VE OVER AGAIN, AGAIN, AGAIN ........ PLEASE CHANGE THE RECORD LOL ! YOU GO ON ABOUT YOUR CUP FINAL WHALLOP AND HOPE GOAL AS IF IT'S THE ONLY GOAL EVER SCORED..................LOL !

 

 

 

Did you read it Niceguy?? Then you're interested!

 

Talking about a record - can you find any other way of finishing a sentence LOL Do you do a lot of Laughing out Loud?

[johnnojudo]

JJ has been pretending to be a footballer for the last 20 years and got away with it and I once pretended to be Bella Emberg and got away with it.

 

i have been pretending to be a footballer all this time but as football is my hobby not my life, i think i've done pretty well.

 

Football honours:

CCL prem Cup - winner

Aldershot senior cup - winner

Southern Combination cup - winner

CCL prem cup - runner up

CCL league - runner up

Aldershot senior cup - runner up

 

I used to do another sport before football.

 

Judo honours

Junior British National Champion 1997

Great Britain and Olympic Squad 1996 - 2002

Senior British Closed Champion 1999

GB Ranked No 1 - 2000

Undefeated nationally in 2000

Belgium Open 'B' Tournament Bronze - 2000 (GB)

British Open 'B' Tournament Bronze - 2000 (GB)

Dutch 'A' Tournament Bronze - 2001 (GB)

Welsh Open Champion

Scottish Open Champion

All England Champion

Wilrijk (Belgium) Tournament Champion 5 years running

Reserve for Sydney Olympics 2000

World Masters Championship Bronze - 2008

'A' denotes Olympic Ranking Points Qualifying Event

'B' denotes Non Olympic Event

(GB) = Squad Event

200+ Medals and Trophies

7 National Medals

Runnymeade Sports Personality Award 1992

Surrey County Council Sports Grant 1992

Hampshire County Council Sports Bursary 1995

1st Dan Blackbelt 1995

Don't want your life story................LOL.

 

too late - i've given it to you! You're not in NiceGuy's Laughing out Loud crew are ya??