Dancing On Ice - 2011

[Rhodes]

Hookey - Yes, for Vanilla Ice to be voted off the show last Sunday just about said it all and what with Kerry Katona going the previous week nobody is safe tomorrow night, not even the sexy Chloe Madeley

[Rhodes]

Half an hour to countdown folks and surely it has to be Jeff Brazier voted off tonight

[Rhodes]

Well I suppose if it wasn't going to be the arrogant and wooden Jeff Brazier voted off the show on Sunday then the next worst thing had to be Loose Women Geordie Denise Welch who had entertainment value but couldn't skate to save her life. Brazier is just surviving on the sympathy vote with his two wide eyed kids with the late Jade Goody in the audience and he is only in the show at all on the back of her name.

[Rhodes]

An hour to lift off folks and surely it has to be the arrogant Jeff Brazier voted off the show tonight, I think there will be a public outcry if he isn't

[Rhodes]

There is a God folks, Jeff Brazier was unceremoniously and unanimously voted off the show last night

[Rhodes]

I would imagine Bonking Bobby, AKA Eastside Urchin will have a view on the lovely Ellen going all the way.

Did anybody read the story in the News of the World yesterday about Frank Lampard selling the home he owns in Spain where Elen Rives Grandmother has been living. There appears to be a lot of acrimony at the moment between Lampard and Rives but can you blame him considering the way she is currently flaunting herself with Peter Andre and for entering shows such as Dancing On Ice which backfired on her badly.

[Rhodes]

You can tell from their body language, and reports in the press, that Frank Lampard and Elen Rives are at each others throats, sorry, jugulars however, the way Elen is currently behaving must be like a red rag to a bull to the decent, normally placid and fair minded, 'Lamps' who just wants to play football and move on from his failed marriage with new love Christine Bleakley. The loved up couple were spotted on the Champs-lyses in Paris last week looking at wedding rings which must have really rubbed Elen's nose in it, I don't believe she has ever bothered to pass the time of day with Christine or made an effort to get to know her despite living a stones throw away in a £3 million property bought for her by Lampard.

[Rhodes]

I'm already limbering up for this evening's eagerly awaited Semi Final show folks, my guess is that Victoria Cross recipient Johnson Beharry will be finally voted off as he has had a good run for his money

[Rhodes]

Lets get ready to rumble folks. Actually I can see Sam Attwater possibly being voted off the show tonight, he and his sexy dance partner Brianne Declourt cleverly pulled the wool over viewers eyes by pretending they were in a steamy relationship yet that was never the case and I think the chickens could well come home to roost this evening:

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1354729/Dancing-On-Ice-couple-Sam-Attwater-Brianne-Delcourt-whirlwind-romance.html

[Rhodes]

my guess is that Victoria Cross recipient Johnson Beharry will be finally voted off as he has had a good run for his money

Not a bad prediction was it folks, Johnson Beharry had to go but fair play to him

[The Doog is King]

who is your money on for the title then Cliff?

[Rhodes]

Obviously Laura Hamilton, it goes without saying, I take it you will be watching the Final on Sunday:

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/dancing_on_ice/3399712/Laura-Hamiltons-got-the-fight-stuff.html

[Rhodes]

I take it you're all limbering up for this evening's eagerly awaited Grand Final at 7.40pm, here's a preview to whet the appetite and get the juices flowing although that won't be necessary if you got the News of the World today and saw those pictures of finalists Laura Hamilton and Chloe Madeley:

 

http://dancingonice.itv.com/2011/WatchVideo/live-final-preview-1805

[Rhodes]

Did anyone happen to see the unflattering pictures of Elen Rives 'comfort eating' in new gossip magazine 'Star' last week in an embarrassing

article entitled 'Lonely Elen' following her unsurprising split from Peter Andre. Friends say that Elen is feeling 'sad and lonely' after being dumped by the singer and is finding the split 'difficult', Andre blamed his work schedule for ending the five month relationship with Elen and apparently the couple remain friends, yeah right. I wonder what Frank Lampard makes of it all!

[Big J R]

Why isn't it called 'Come Dancing On Ice' ??

 

Answers on a damp tissue , to............

 

[Rhodes]

It's actually Frank Lampard's two young daughters I feel sorry for with their Mother galivanting off at every opportunity to find a new beau just to try and put one over on her ex-husband who is happily settled with stunning Christine Bleakley and about to pop the question. Elen must have been devastated when it all went Pete Tong with Peter Andre after just five months and she was left looking humiliated and desperate.

[Rhodes]

I see that Frank Lampard and Christine Bleakley, sporting a 120k diamond engagement ring, are holidaying in Spain with Frank's father Frank and, wait for it, Lampard's two daughters Luna and Isla from his failed marriage to Elen Rives. I wonder what Elen, fresh from her breakup with Peter Andre, thought this morning when picking up the Sunday papers to see Lampard and Bleakley frolicking half naked on a sun drenched beach in her own homeland with, no doubt, her daughters just out of shot. An onlooker is quoted as saying 'Christine looked at ease with Frank's children, she seems to have a great bond with them already, they all looked so happy'.