BALLS

[marksandwell]

Iain told me he was short on balls!!! when i asked him if he would like any additional training equipment. After confirming with the Kit Man at Wealdstone, it was infact training balls they needed more.

So i have ordered 12 x training balls and Ball Sack. (Yes i'm waiting for the comments!!!) They will be delivered tomorrow to MFC.

If i take off VAT which i can claim back the net cost was £82.99p. If any supporter whishes to contribute, by making me a donation, please feel free to do so. See me at matches....

 

 

[marksandwell]

Many thank to Keith Lewis who donated £10.00 towards the Balls. As you know Keith who recently celebrated his 92nd birthday, still works hard at his Rat Extermination Business. And this donations represents 20 rats, so keep up the good work Keith, and many thanks for this kind contribution.

Edited January 16, 2011 by marksandwell

[margateshot]

Many thank to Keith Lewis who donated £10.00 towards the Balls. As you know Keith who recently celebrated his 92nd birthday, still works hard at his Rat Extermination Business. And this donations represents 20 rats, so keep up the good work Keith, and many thanks for this kind contribution.

 

 

Mark, did UBLOW them up yourself!! I will make a contribution on Saturday if you are there. Wear that Russian hat thing and I will recognise you!!

[marksandwell]

i'm afraid the Russian hat only comes out when we play Chelsea or a Russian team in a European fixture, so back to normal hat, ask around someone will point me out!!!

[marksandwell]

Many thanks to PETER who made a kind contribution of £15.00p towards the practice balls. As you can see since Iain & the Team have got the balls, these has enabled them to win 2-0.

PETER who has just passed his 18th Birthday is currently entering into a career of Dwarf Juggling a long lost art only kept alive by a select few, so all the best PETER in this career, and thanks for donation.

[P.W.]

Mark - Did you hand over all of them to Iain ?

When I saw you at the ground with your hands in your pocket it looked like you were juggling a couple of them.

[Broadstairs Dave]

Mark read you pm's plse

[marksandwell]

Mark read you pm's plse

Have done, many thanks for the kind offer, i will mention you once we meet up

[marksandwell]

Many thanks to Broadstairs Dave for his very generous contribution of £20 towards the training Balls. This is an extremely generous amount of money considering he has just returned from a nine month trek to Borneo looking for a lesser spotted slug know as (Latin) "Bullshittiest Ramsgateon Wardicus". During this expedition Broadstairs Dave nearlt lost a eye when he ran foul of a Giant Dung beetle, who got very amourous after getting the scent of Broadstairs Daves chruncy peanut butter sandwich. He survived the attack but unfotunaetly did not find the Slug!!

[marksandwell]

Also thanks to Derek for his contribution of £10 toward the training balls. Derek said he raised this amount of money by juggling kittens for an hour on a tightrope. Derek claimed the few he dropped did not appear to be hurt, and as the always land on their feet, so they should be ok. Derek has asked me to remind everyone NOT to try this at home as he is an expert with Pussies, and special handling is required. He would also like to thank the Royal Mail for providing a couple of sacks for disposing of said beasts.

[Broadstairs Dave]

I'll say it for him............. Mark is still a bit short on the cost of Ian's balls.

So if any one else wants to donate and receive a glowing report of his own recent activities now is the time!!

Dont be shy now. COUGH UP

 

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