BEERINOLOGY

[CANV EFM]

ok when you hit the booze your are normally out for

smalls mediums or large .. but this is to blunt a measurement scale to encapsulate the true variations of differing beer timings .. i propose and more accurate scale as follows

all preceeded by 'i'm out for'

1.one

2.smalls

3.mmalls

4.smediums

5.medium

6.lediums

7.marge

8.large

 

smediums being what im doing this lunch time

[ESG]

i always go out for a swift couple...

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

9. The Count <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Colin Zeal EFM]

With all the best intentions of not drinking last night, I ended up with a bottle of Red Wine, and a half bottle of Brandy.

 

I really, honestly, did not want to drink last night. <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[EFM's Librarian]

Quote:

Colin Zeal EFM said:
With all the best intentions of not drinking last night, I ended up with a bottle of Red Wine, and a half bottle of Brandy.

I really, honestly, did not want to drink last night. <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

I'm not saying you are, but some people, probably yanks, would classify that last post as the words of an alcoholic <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Some people, probably yanks, class football as a sport where you wear ridiculous shoulder pads, have about 25 people in a team and score points by throwing the damn thing.

 

I'm not a yank.

 

 

[CANV EFM]

my smediums at lunch rapidly developed into marge, neglecting to come back to work i finished up at 6 pm in leigh on sea.. after monday night drinking its not been a good start to the week for me either

[EFM's Librarian]

I had a lediums last night. Tonight in London should be at least a medium, tomorrow may just be a smediums, but Friday is a wedding and will therefore be at least a large. This is very unusual for me.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

And Bedford will be a marge at least, won't it Libro *glares at Libro as if to say don't you dare try and get out of Saturday*

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Nothing less than a Large at Bedford will do for me.

 

Actually, it's my wedding anniversary the next day. Maybe a generous 'marge' should be my limit.

 

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Errr.. then again, the words 'Zeal', 'alcohol' and 'limit' rarely come in the same sentence!!