Arms Fair

[Laz]

Can anyone get tickets?

[SteveP]

If you're an African dictator the chances are high, I fancy getting one of those RPGs, reckon I could have some fun with that.

 

Laz, not a chance, unless you make or sell arms or run a government.

[Laz]

I just wanted a look round, and to pick up a few brochures, that's all.

[CANV EFM]

a few demos as well.. ahh the m1 abrahams battle tank, ok if i take her round the block?

[SteveP]

Do you reckon you get a go in one of those appache assault helicopters, would love to do an 'apocalypse now' style attack on Highbury.

[CANV EFM]

good call tho i think its better if you can hang out the side door of a huey

[ESG]

any other body parts going at this do?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

This arms fair is at Custom House on our line, the police were sniffing around for bombs yesterday - any ideas <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

It's kicking off down there big time now with all the protesters!

The DLR is suspended as there are a load of protesters on the roof of their trains!

They've started laying "suspisious" packages around our trains to knacker us well, now they are pulling the doors and the cord on the train to stop it moving!

[CANV EFM]

dlr moving yet thornsy im off home in a mo

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

We've now suspended our service - Job well done

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

No it's still suspended CANV!

[herts blue]

We had some in our building here in Trafalgar Square yesterday, trying to get into the offices of the other companies here. I think they've doubled the security to 2 blokes on the door, so that should be alright then.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

They are out early today, already handcuffing themselves to the DLR!

 

When's giro day? I guess they will be gone then <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Colin Zeal EFM]

What's a giro??

 

 

[CANV EFM]

a green pen..

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Isn't a giro something you do when dancing up close and personal with a lady!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Talking of biro's (which we were, sort of) it reminds me of a rumour that went round the classroom when I was at school.

 

Apparently, Jackie *****'s boyfriend "did her" using a biro.

 

Now, my sexual knowledge at 13 years old was admittedly pretty limited, but even I knew that a biro was unlikey to give the girl a great deal of pleasure.

 

 

[EFM's Librarian]

Maybe they meant bird instead of biro, I could imagine that an ostrich could induce pleasure in some women.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

My sexual knowledge at 13 was top notch and I know she should of used a white board marker pen <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />