celebs who probably havn't 'got it' in the sack

[CANV EFM]

1. J.Lo. (tho obviously you wouldnt mind finding out)

2. cameron diaz. (jurys still out here but could probably act a good game)

3. divina mcall. (rubbish, just rubbish)

4. britany spears. (looks great but no idea, cant even smoke properly yet. maybe one for the future tho if she hangs out with madonna a bit more)

5. kylie minogue. (probably not improved since her 17th birthday)

[ESG]

6 cat deeley

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Kylie is a dog.

 

J Lo - leave it to me, CANV. I'll come back to you with my findings.

 

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Davina McCall is a DOG. I hate her with a passion, even more so than Kate Lawler.

 

Actually, they're both very similar. Dog-rough, untalented and just SHOUT A LOT.

 

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

ESG. I'll report to you my findings on Cat Deeley too. Crap or not, I wouldn't mind giving it a try!!

 

 

[ESG]

mr zeal; , happy hunting!

[Laz]

A bit harsh on Kylie. She can make my dinner any day.

[SteveP]

Agreed Laz, dinner, lunch and breakfast! Who can forget the 'Can't get you out of my head' video, I defy any man not to watch it and think to themselves she would get it.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

She doubtless would get it. But it won't be from me.

 

 

[SteveP]

I reckon you would, if only for the money or just for the kick of telling her you prefer her sister afterwards.

[CANV EFM]

dosent make her 'any good' tho does it.. as eye candy sure 10/10, but thats not the point here.. C.Z. pop out tom and pull using your legendary banter and a couple of freebie white russians then get her back to her place.. despite the increased social staus 9especially if you can video it) im sure ultimatly it will be disapointing.. the next day you will be avoiding her calls and then standing with the away fans at clarence park to avoid her when she comes looking for you to find out why you havn't called

[SteveP]

It's worse at Chesham, there's hardly any people to hide behind.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I'd consider it if she got back her '80s perm, and put on some motor oil-stained overalls like she used to wear in Neighbours.

 

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Ok CANV. For the purpose of this exercise, I'll do her, but I wish to make it clear here and now, I have no interest in women who have got mouths like a horse.

 

 

[SteveP]

that reminds me of an old gag...

 

What has two legs and bleeds??

 

Half a horse.

 

[GHA EFM]

Is the Ginger Lawyer a celeb?

 

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[AFF]

Colin Jackson?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

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Grand High Aviator said:
Is the Ginger Lawyer a celeb?

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No, but Thornsy is!!