Dirty Slapper Coldplay Fan

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Found myself infuriated by Kate Lawler on RISE again this morning. She was championing Coldplay again. Does this bitch know nothing??

 

I saw a headline on the front of the Sport this weekend. Something to do with Kate Lawler, Jonathan Woodgate and another bloke (don't know who) having some sordid three-in-a-bed sex-play.

 

Did anyone read the article??

 

She claims to be an football fan too, yet the thick bint has no idea what the off-side rule is. And she claims to be an Arsenal fan! Their whole game's built around the fking off-side rule.

 

Got myself a free-to-view digital box at the weekend. There are a couple of good music channels on it, and they've been showing the Beyonce video quite a lot. Man, she is a BABE. The dreams I've been having about her, shakin' her 'butt' in my face.

 

 

[CANV EFM]

the famous arsenal 'offside' trap may be compromised by cambells belief that sticking your arm up when there are FIVE, yes FIVE! england players up to 5 yards behind him will get him the decision.. hanson was almost beside himself..

[SteveP]

She also revealed this morning she didn't know who Lord Lucan was, nice to know she has her finger on the pulse.

 

Then again I guess no one knows who lord lucan is... Certainly isn't that Jungli fella

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

She is so thick, how can anyone employ her <img src="/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

 

I heard it was just her and Woodgate, no mention of a 3rd party

[CANV EFM]

woodgate must be even dimmer than she is.. its a match made in heaven

[ESG]

this morning think i caught the demented bint saying " coming up, 1 of the most important woman in the world today...."

 

 

now feel free to guess

[Rob_the_Saint]

Geri Halliwell?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Lily Savage

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Jade Goody <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[EFM's Librarian]

Clare Sweeney? <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

[Rob_the_Saint]

Jordan <img src="/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

 

Sort yer signature out, mate, or is it meant to be ironic?

[ESG]

...candace bushell

[Colin Zeal EFM]

And she is??...

 

 

[ESG]

she wrote "sex and the City" tv thing....

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Never seen it. Chick TV, isn't it?

 

Birds shouldn't be watching TV at that time of night. They should be washing up and putting the kids to bed, before settling down to some ironing.

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Too right!

 

That thing that Kates dad read out at Alan's wedding was spot on!

Lets face it the world was a better place in the 50's, less crime, more respect - I put it all down to giving women too much power and the chance to succeed!

[ESG]

it is chick tv

and chick tv at its worst!

 

truly mind numbing...

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Spot on again, Thornsy.

 

I did a thread a while back on here about feminism. This country was far better when women knew their place.

 

Now look at it. The economy's gone to pot. House-prices have soared. And most families can't afford to live on a single wage.