Jokes

[Boot CleanerEFM]

what is the best joke you know

mine is. A scientist wanted to

get an assistant so he got 3

men in. The scientint gave all

of the men a microscope and a

spider. The three men had to

observe the spider over the

weekend. The first man came

back and he walked in and he

spiders have got 8 legs. The

second one walked in and said

spiders have got 8 legs and they

are hairy. The third one walked

in and said i put the spider in

the middle of the table and i

said to it go away from me and

it did. I asked it to come

towards me and it did. So i cut

its legs of and i asked it to

go away from me and it didn't

and i asked it to come towards

me and it didn't. So i worked

out if you cut a spiders legs

of it cant here you.

 

Boom Boom

[Boot CleanerEFM]

What do you call a fish with no eyes

 

fsssh

[GHA EFM]

Hmm...

 

Not the best one I know, but...

 

Three men want to join the army, and are sitting waiting for the interview. There are four doors in the room. A major steps into the room and says to the first applicant 'behind Door A there is a room, with a chair and a table. On the chair sits your wife, and on the table there is a gun. To prove your mental strength and toughness, go inside and shoot your wife.' The man stands up, stutters and says 'no, sorry, can't do it.' He walks out. The major moves on to the second man. 'Behind Door B there is a room, with a table and chair. On the chair is your wife, and on the table is a gun. To prove your mental strength and toughness, go inside and shoot your wife.' The man slowly gets up, and walks through the door. There is no sound. He returns 5 minutes later and says sorry, I can't do it.' The major turns to the third man. 'Door C?' says the man. 'Yep. Same procedure. Prove yourself to us by killing your wife.' The man stands up, and walks slowly through the door. 30 seconds of silence, before a click, a couple of thuds and a bit of screaming. Then silence. The man comes back, and the major looks at him. 'What the hell happened?' 'Well,' says the man, 'the gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat her over the head with the chair.'