Mark Hoffman Posted November 24, 2010 Author Share Posted November 24, 2010 Or they could do what Romford did and bung someone important! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onebreast Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Trigger will not leave Witham. He did ok for us last season when he signed , but didnt even call to say he wasnt going to play for us anymore. Even when I tried to call him , and ive known him since being at Chelmsford 6 years ago he just ignored my calls, and the gaffers. His heart is at Witham. He is not in it for the money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missunderstood Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Or they could do what Romford did and bung someone important! You really are a class one buffoon Mark, although you are actually quite good as a wind up merchant. Can I suggest that when you grow up you try your hand at comedy script writing, as I'm sure you could be very successful, and it would spare us the indignity of reading your crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Hoffman Posted November 24, 2010 Author Share Posted November 24, 2010 (edited) Edited November 24, 2010 by Mark Hoffman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixy Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 HOFFMAN YOU PRICK !! Why would Concord, want that fat old midfielder from Wakering when they have £5000 budget to spend a week !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grounhopper Mark. Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Trigger will not leave Witham. He did ok for us last season when he signed , but didnt even call to say he wasnt going to play for us anymore. Even when I tried to call him , and ive known him since being at Chelmsford 6 years ago he just ignored my calls, and the gaffers. His heart is at Witham. He is not in it for the money Spot on, Rob is loved at our place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookey Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 HOFFMAN YOU PRICK !! Why would Concord, want that fat old midfielder from Wakering when they have £5000 budget to spend a week !! LOL, Sixy you ledge. Hoffman may be as you say, but you have to adnire his ability to bring people out of forum retirement. Now if he could just raise Smallsy and Kaiser Jnr from the dead.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixy Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 I never really retired - i was all ways watching ! lol Any rumor about trenks coming back to Concord had to be put to bed ! Hi Fat Bald Bloke xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Hoffman Posted November 25, 2010 Author Share Posted November 25, 2010 Hi Sixy, first of all I do not appreciate the name calling. That was an unprovoked attack and I think you should apologise. Secondly, you deny trying to re-sign Dan Trenkel? Hmm. I have a mate called Zep Hindle who is a season ticket holder with Canvey Island FC. He is quite "chummy" with a couple of the players - one of which told him that Concord rangers FC made an illegal approach to re-sign Danny Heale and John Easterford. With this in mind I do not think Eric's claims that you are looking to bring back Trenkel are that far off the mark. Feel free to deny this but I have excellent sources who I would lay my life down for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixy Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 You are 100% right...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Hoffman Posted November 25, 2010 Author Share Posted November 25, 2010 Perhaps an apology then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talk_Is_Cheap Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Mark Hoffman is a Leg - end...the forum has been back to its best the last few days...!! Oh and by the way, no way Whitam will win the league this season......!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAFFA1 Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 I love this guy mark hoffman he has brought people back on the forum who I thought no longer use this forum, now mark if you bring smallsy and kasier out of retirement u will go down has a ledge, keep it up mate me for one is loving this. P.S any news on that cleaning job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onebreast Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Hoffman is ledge , everyone is coming out the woodwork. Even getting new members like Dayo to come on to the forum just to deny they are Hoffman . The 3 Detective work threads are forum gold. Sixy - im hurt !! ha ha . Part of me started to believe Hoffmans rumours !! ha ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Hoffman Posted November 25, 2010 Author Share Posted November 25, 2010 None of us readers/contributors to the forum are idiots. We know that if you are, infact, the "REAL" Dan Trenkel you are obviously (along with those representing Concord Rangers FC) going to put on a united front to deny the claims. Please do not patronise us. If you cannot speak the truth, please speak of nothing at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missunderstood Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 (edited) Hoffman is ledge , everyone is coming out the woodwork. Even getting new members like Dayo to come on to the forum just to deny they are Hoffman . The 3 Detective work threads are forum gold. Sixy - im hurt !! ha ha . Part of me started to believe Hoffmans rumours !! ha ha ha Who is this Hoffman guy?, could be a journalist, or ex journalist, because his writing style is very good, and he seems to know a bit too much, but definitely not from the Romford area as he knows nothing about RFC. He is already a legend though. Edited November 25, 2010 by missunderstood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Hoffman Posted November 25, 2010 Author Share Posted November 25, 2010 Hoffman is ledge , everyone is coming out the woodwork. Even getting new members like Dayo to come on to the forum just to deny they are Hoffman . The 3 Detective work threads are forum gold. Sixy - im hurt !! ha ha . Part of me started to believe Hoffmans rumours !! ha ha ha Who is this Hoffman guy?, could be a journalist, or ex journalist, because his writing style is very good, and he seems to know a bit too much, but definitely not from the Romford area as he knows nothing about RFC. He is already a legend though. Only those who see the invisible can do the impossible. Write that down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAFFA1 Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 ha ha im sticking my neck out here MARK HOFFMAN is a ledge, im cracking up in my office on my own onebreast if you have nothing to say say nothing @ all lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beachboys Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 ok ill admit it ! i offered the onetit wonder 3 burgers a game, but as allways like most players he pushed it with the chips ! So contractual talks have halted ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beachboys Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 oh and dont let wilko know, as i only offered him two burgers to become assistant to my two as one of them is allways banned ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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