Detective Work Part 2

[Basil-Don]

WATFC - I get the impression you are not taking my claims seriously. The merger between a certain club in the Basildon area and Bowers and Pitsea WILL happen mark my words. I spoke to Eric about the council's stranglehold on both grounds but he assures me that the council are all for this move as they will ultimately benefit from a merger. The contract between the 2 clubs and the council will include clauses for gate receipts and FA prize money. Early projections are budgetting around an average crowd of 150 in year one, 250 in year two and 1000+ by year three in the Ryman Premier league.

 

you have got some time on your hands havent you-what you know about non league football could be written on the back of a postage stamp in very large letters,youre a pr ick.

[missunderstood]

Hello ive just seen this,Basildon and Bowers to merge? anyone who knew the basics of local non league football would realise what absolute garbage this is,hey Mark youve got some great inside information mate,do you want to share some more secrets with us? on second thoughts just bugg er off now mate,youre clearly an attention seekerwith far too much time on your hands.

 

 

 

 

Who are you then Basil-Don? Some sort of Basildon mafia? What makes you think you can tell me what to do?

 

Bear in mind any further threats you make will be on record and I will seek advice from one of my mates in the police.

 

 

For someone who comes across as a bit of a pillock you certainly seem to have a lot of friends.

[compaq7500]

Hello ive just seen this,Basildon and Bowers to merge? anyone who knew the basics of local non league football would realise what absolute garbage this is,hey Mark youve got some great inside information mate,do you want to share some more secrets with us? on second thoughts just bugg er off now mate,youre clearly an attention seekerwith far too much time on your hands.

 

 

 

 

Who are you then Basil-Don? Some sort of Basildon mafia? What makes you think you can tell me what to do?

 

Bear in mind any further threats you make will be on record and I will seek advice from one of my mates in the police.

 

Ha Ha Ha Quality Mr Hoffman your cracking me up matey,basil-don is the godfather of bas vegas lol

[Hookey]

Good morning forum. It seems I have a few replies to get through so I willl get straight on and tackle them. To confirm, I am in work and I am not posting from home. Can my post still be considered legitimate? I got the impression from Sorry that as I only posted from work I could not possibly be a real person!

 

On that note I will reply to Sorry first. Firstly you dreamt up the fact you are manager of Burnham R and now you are at it again. I have told you quite clearly that my mate Eric got me the information. I have never ventured to Burnham myself, apart from a family picnic in the 1980's with my 2 little girls. We took a dinghy out on the River Crouch and I must say it is a thoroughbly nice place.

 

WATFC - I get the impression you are not taking my claims seriously. The merger between a certain club in the Basildon area and Bowers and Pitsea WILL happen mark my words. I spoke to Eric about the council's stranglehold on both grounds but he assures me that the council are all for this move as they will ultimately benefit from a merger. The contract between the 2 clubs and the council will include clauses for gate receipts and FA prize money. Early projections are budgetting around an average crowd of 150 in year one, 250 in year two and 1000+ by year three in the Ryman Premier league.

 

If you are making some outrageous claim that Witham do not have a playing budget I know for a fact that Trigger is on £150 a week and James Robinson gets £200 a week.

 

Football Director I do not know who you are but with filthy language like that you should be removed from the forum. I have reported your post to the powers that be.

 

Hookey - Thanks for your comments, you are growing on me too (like an unwanted wart with mulitple heads).

 

 

Ahh, that's a bit harsh.

[GAFFA1]

this forum has needed this guy mark im loving it was getting bored @ work any way mate BGU's budget is 3000 a week how do u think we keep hold of anton every club in the rymans wants him we pay him 400 pounds a week, begg 300 a week part of his salery is paid by concord cause lets face it there is so much money in football we all got to share, i even heard clapton pay 20 pounds a game so there is some tasty info for you mark if you have any questions about BGU just ask mate welcome to the forum please keep entertaing me it makes my day's go quicker we have barkingside tonight why dont u come watch are star studed squad.

 

sorry my english is poor im very east london could not afford to go school had to work from the age of 12

 

 

[Grounhopper Mark.]

,hey Mark youve got some great inside information mate,do you want to share some more secrets with us? on second thoughts just bugg er off now mate,youre clearly an attention seekerwith far too much time on your hands.

 

 

 

For clarification purposes Basil-Don means Mark Hoffman and not me.

 

I hope.

 

Basil-Don, do you fancy doing goal updates from WITHAM TOWN v hullbridge sports Tuesday night for us..

mark im back at work tomorrow,crap job, crap money and im working late shifts-also it involves doing 4 hours on a saturday-therefore i cant do updates mate,anyone reading this who fancies helping out a Basildon United PM me cheers.

 

No probs Richard, i will still text you the h.t / f.t for your own info. Enjoy work later.

[Mark Hoffman]

this forum has needed this guy mark im loving it was getting bored @ work any way mate BGU's budget is 3000 a week how do u think we keep hold of anton every club in the rymans wants him we pay him 400 pounds a week, begg 300 a week part of his salery is paid by concord cause lets face it there is so much money in football we all got to share, i even heard clapton pay 20 pounds a game so there is some tasty info for you mark if you have any questions about BGU just ask mate welcome to the forum please keep entertaing me it makes my day's go quicker we have barkingside tonight why dont u come watch are star studed squad.

 

sorry my english is poor im very east london could not afford to go school had to work from the age of 12

 

 

 

 

Who are you then Gaffa1? What qualifies you to comment on the BGU budget?

[GAFFA1]

I clean the toilets @ mile end stadium and been a club member for many years

 

 

[Mark Hoffman]

BREAKING NEWS FROM ERIC

 

Bowers have had to put talks of a merger on hold due to no less than 15 players leaving the club in just over 1 week. This is only a short term hitch and if anything it will increase the likelihood of the merge going ahead in the close season. There is an agreement to play at Bowers as the facilities are better but Eric thinks the Basildon manager will be in charge of the newly merged club. Theer is a possibility of having "joint" managers but Eric says the two of them do not get on.

 

Another rumour I heard is that is that the Great Wakering player who scored 5 goals will joining either Concord Rangers or Margate in the next 7 days. You heard it here first.

 

I clean the toilets @ mile end stadium and been a club member for many years

 

 

 

GAFFA - if this is the case I will take your claims with a pinch of salt. If you are going to post something please keep it serious. No time wasters.

Edited November 23, 2010 by Mark Hoffman

[GAFFA1]

Im very serious mate I don’t joke or play games

 

 

[Mark Hoffman]

 

you have got some time on your hands havent you-what you know about non league football could be written on the back of a postage stamp in very large letters,youre a pr ick.

 

I have just noticed this attack. How can you judge what I do or do not know about non league football?

Do you think you can intimidate me with your aggressive posting and mafia-like name?

 

I am a good judge of character and my first impressions are that you are a moron my friend. A moron that could use some anger management as well.

[Mark Hoffman]

Im very serious mate I don’t joke or play games

 

 

 

 

Oh right ok GAFFA1. Did you overhear the top brass at your club discussing budgets whilst cleaning? I am not familiar with the Bethnal Green players. I only heard of your team for the first time when Eric said to me you were a good side who won the cup at Bowers. How did a pub team get into step 5 of the pyramid GAFFA1? Was it a brown envelope job?

[GAFFA1]

Well with are 3000 pound a week budget we told the men that matter that we would have the highest budget in the league and we promise to keep are pub team reputation in tact, we are like the Cameroons of the ESL, we all love a P*ss up and love the game of football.

 

 

 

Oh year we also won the pub league and got promoted hope that is of some use and u would be really surprised what you hear cleaning toilets its like a information centre.

 

 

 

 

[Mark Hoffman]

Thanks for the information. That is actually really interesting, but be careful mate because if anyone from the club reads this and grasses you up you may lose your job. If that happens let me know because one of my mates, guy called John Kramer, often needs a cleaner. May be able to get you some work.

[GAFFA1]

Thanks mark really appreciate the offer mate im really good @ cleaning toilets so im sure I will have plenty offers, like I said it’s a information centre in the men’s toilets, so if you need any up to date gossip on BGU just ask and I will be on hand to help you, you have made my day @ work go quicker so I can only thank you for that any more gossip flying about MARK

 

 

[Sorry]

Justin - take on board the advice that FD gave me. Don't let him wind you up

 

And Trenks so it's either back to Concord with our mate Scopesy or down by the sea with the Badger ???

 

Has Wilko spent the transfer fee yet ??? If not I could be the fat little fella who could roll teh pitch for him

 

 

[onebreast]

ha ha ha i think I can blow that rumour out the water for starters shmils.

Badge text me early in the week about the 5 goal thing - but that was it .

I do love rumours though .

Hoffman you are starting to say a few things that is giving you away . Ive narrowed you down to 2 people !

[GAFFA1]

willo me i love a wind up i think his entertaining.

 

dan well done on ur 5 goals mate not easy @ any level let alone rymans so congrats mate i no u would of rather the 3 points doe

 

dan i think i have narrowed it down to who it is just waiting on some more info.

[Mark Hoffman]

Justin - take on board the advice that FD gave me. Don't let him wind you up

 

And Trenks so it's either back to Concord with our mate Scopesy or down by the sea with the Badger ???

 

Has Wilko spent the transfer fee yet ??? If not I could be the fat little fella who could roll teh pitch for him

 

 

 

 

There will not be a transfer fee but the 7 day approach went in yesterday AM. No doubt Great Wakering are keeping this quiet from the player but in 6 days time he will receive a telephone call offering him a substantial renumeration.

 

I would love to see him at Aveley based on that scoring form, goals are something we found hard to come by this season.

 

ha ha ha i think I can blow that rumour out the water for starters shmils.

Badge text me early in the week about the 5 goal thing - but that was it .

I do love rumours though .

Hoffman you are starting to say a few things that is giving you away . Ive narrowed you down to 2 people !

 

Onebreast, you don't know me. But I know you!

[GAFFA1]

a lot of people no onebreast his famos so im not surprised you no him mark, bit of a non league ledge