Detective Work

[Beeswax]

 

Id love to bring back that mug Golden boots and also would love to rip into that fella again who claimed he was a Basildon/ Bowers legend - cant remember his name , Stuart somthing i think

 

Tasty?

[Hookey]

Id love to bring back that mug Golden boots and also would love to rip into that fella again who claimed he was a Basildon/ Bowers legend - cant remember his name , Stuart somthing i think

 

Tasty?

 

LOL, wasn't that Lee Glynn???

[Sorry]

Spoke to Garry Kimble over the weekend. He will be having a break from football for a while, before looking to get back.

 

Also Mark Hoffman, how was the Aveley game ??? They must of won as Lowestoft were playing in the Trophy

[Sorry]

Also forgot to mention - congratulations to Trenks on scoring all FIVE of Wakering's goals on Saturday

 

Just a shame that Potters Bar scored 6 !!!

 

Trenks what happened ??? Bet Schmilko was going garrity

 

 

[Mark Hoffman]

Good morning Sorry, you are quite right. Fortunately I checked the website Saturday morning the same time I posted on this forum. I had not realised the game was not going ahead as earlier in the week the website had made no mention of this. I was torn between East Thurrock and Canvey but I opted for Canvey in the end. I missed the first ten minuted but it was a great game with Canvey running out 4-2 winners.

[onebreast]

Romford have conceded 6 goals all year Hoffman , theyve got a good as chance as anyone in our division of going up .

 

Willo - still collating your apps for GWR - your up to 158 at the moment , but there is another 20 odd games I need to look at and looking at the before and after games you played in all of those , so Im sure it will go up from 158 . ( thats 137 starts and 21 sub appearances to be exact !)

[onebreast]

Oh and cheers for the congrats son , It was mental , every time i went in their box i scored ! Not bad for a fat bald plodding midfielder !!!

 

Wilko was on suicide watch after the game - the defending on both sides was comical at times . Poor old Louis for us had a great game yet conceded 6 !

 

 

[Beachboys]

Cuntchops ! love it xx

 

Trenks is five a record ?

[onebreast]

cuntchops and cuntox do need to come out more often i think.

 

Its a personal record, and a club record , and im not sure if its a ryman record for scoring 5 but losing !!

 

Its been mental since saturday , ive had two newspaper interviews, the league have been touch with me , and i must have had about 30/40 people text me about it . Crazy times- Im actually gutted as i missed a half chance to grab a 6th near the end !!

[Mark Hoffman]

Are you the REAL Dan Trenkel who scored 5 against Potters Bar? I saw an article regarding this on the Ryman League website.

[onebreast]

No , not me , ive just been impersonating him , because everyone wants to impersonate a lardy bald bloke with one t!t

[Mark Hoffman]

Are you actually being serious? I think that is pretty low to be honest. I had my identity stolen 3 years ago and I was stung for £950. Not good because I missed 3 payments on my mortgage following this. I nearly lost my house. This is why I am a bit sensitive about identity fraud. I know it isn't that serious on a football forum and you are probably just having a laugh but think about the people you are imitating.

[missunderstood]

No , not me , ive just been impersonating him , because everyone wants to impersonate a lardy bald bloke with one t!t

 

 

Congratulations, scoring five goals in a match is some achievement. May I suggest you carry on celebrating with bucketfuls of booze until about 930pm tomorrow night.

[Hookey]

Are you actually being serious? I think that is pretty low to be honest. I had my identity stolen 3 years ago and I was stung for £950. Not good because I missed 3 payments on my mortgage following this. I nearly lost my house. This is why I am a bit sensitive about identity fraud. I know it isn't that serious on a football forum and you are probably just having a laugh but think about the people you are imitating.

 

 

[missunderstood]

Are you actually being serious? I think that is pretty low to be honest. I had my identity stolen 3 years ago and I was stung for £950. Not good because I missed 3 payments on my mortgage following this. I nearly lost my house. This is why I am a bit sensitive about identity fraud. I know it isn't that serious on a football forum and you are probably just having a laugh but think about the people you are imitating.

 

 

Back to the serious stuff Mark, I think everyone is waiting with bated breath for your next ridiculous rumour so when can we expect it?.

[Mark Hoffman]

Can you explain what you mean Missunderstood?

[Beachboys]

No , not me , ive just been impersonating him , because everyone wants to impersonate a lardy bald bloke with one t!t

 

 

PMSL !

[Mark Hoffman]

Whats does PMSL mean? Is it a form of legislation?

 

The people operating this website should be careful as they may be liable for any damages.

[missunderstood]

Can you explain what you mean Missunderstood?

 

 

Post 41 on this thread you said you have some great rumours to start this week, everyone's still waiting for more of your pearls of wisdom.

The Romford manager going to Aveley was an absolute gem, or rather total nonsense, so out with it big boy, whats the next big rumour.

[Mark Hoffman]

missunderstood I don't get it?