Colin Jackson........

[mala_D]

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Fleet boy said:

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maladroit said:
My mate - who was an archeologist until debts forced him to seek other employment - had "a thing" for Carenza Lewis from Time Team!
O, how we larfed.

Actually, she looks half decent in this photo. Not a bit like "owl face".
I'll cut and paste it onto a t-shirt for my mate.
Thanks for info on Carol, John.
Now, any ideas on how I introduce myself to her? <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
I'll do anything to improve my daughter's mathematical skills. <img src="/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Did some delving.Carol Vorder man was seperated from her husband after 10 years she is 37 and has 2 daughters.

Form an orderly queue after me chaps!

[mala_D]

She's not 37! Even better if she is. My age group.

I'm sure she's about 41-43, aint she? At least that's what I read on the "Perverts Guide to the Celebrities"! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Nice to know that I'm not the only one who thinks she's rather tasty. Her ar5e is ok, John!

She's got itchy boobs, so I'll get some of that "saliva" you were going on about in the Laughter Lounge. <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Keep your hands off, you lot. She's mine!!

[American FLEET FAN No1]

How ever old she is you better have a big bank account.George Clooney has been wooing her!

[mala_D]

Oh bugger!

[mala_D]

FleetFan - I sent you some details in a PM. Did you get it?

[American FLEET FAN No1]

yep ,thanks, sent you a pm back.

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Youre right Mal. Carol is better at maths than her on line biographers who state she is 37 right next to her birth year of 1960. She was married twice the first time to somebody called Mather which was the name she first used on tv.

[Big J R]

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maladroit said:

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Fleet boy said:

maladroit said:
My mate - who was an archeologist until debts forced him to seek other employment - had "a thing" for Carenza Lewis from Time Team!
O, how we larfed.

Thanks for info on Carol, John.
Now, any ideas on how I introduce myself to her? <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
I'll do anything to improve my daughter's mathematical skills. <img src="/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

[color:"red"] Try and get yourself on 'Countdown' ??? That's if you can stand all Whitely's silly comments, of course !!

[mala_D]

Knowing my bad luck, I'd end up copping off with him!! <img src="/images/graemlins/deadflies.gif" alt="" />

[American FLEET FAN No1]

A marriage made in this forum.

<img src="/images/graemlins/bounce.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/elephant.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/greenapple.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/mango.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/orange.gif" alt="" />

[mala_D]

My method of inviting guests to the wedding will be "one from the top and five from anywhere else" [aka: Carol's Number Game].

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Well i could qualify as one from elsewhere! <img src="/images/graemlins/Rofl.gif" alt="" />