Bideford AFC V AFC Hornchurch AWAY TRAVEL

[Eastside Urchin]

Can we get to the 250 mark for posters lol

[paokman]

Just been down the club to see the players,fans & officials off with baby Isla waving her heroes off in her Hornchurch shirt

All looked present and correct and in good spirits

Come on you urchins

 

Anyone got a sick bag?

They are going to a football match for fvck's sake, not the front line of the Somme...

I bet she looked like a tube of Signal..

 

 

Afraid to admit it but this did make me smile

[Eastside Urchin]

He has his moments does old poopa scoup

[paokman]

I'll say!..... thought I'd add an aside to boost the total

[littleurchin]

with all the over night rain it will be like the somme tomorrow

[and1inthetree]

would be an incredible shame if the match were to be called off as i think that the 90 minutes of the match is the only planned non-drinking time.

 

i assume bideford want the game on as even though a midweek match would suit them better, i'm quite sure that they don't want to miss out on the cash we're about to throw over their bar etc.

 

anyway, bag all packed, looking forward to whatever tomorrow brings. even if it's traffic jams, rain and a postponed football match, at least we're not going to boreham wood.

 

lol @ tube of signal.

 

 

[Eastside Urchin]

Signals here signals there signals fckng everywhere

[and1inthetree]

haha brilliant stuff jago. do the locals seem apprehensive? are they prepared for what is about to hit them tomorrow?

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

Is it just me or is anyone else unable to sleep?

[and1inthetree]

not just you. can't sleep, won't sleep.

[Eastside Urchin]

I can't sleep,Isla keeps crying,or perhaps she is just practicing her singing for tomorrow

[Eastside Urchin]

For all those driving tomorrow,Just got back from Brentwood and it's very foggy so take it easy

[coupwotcoup]

I can't sleep,Isla keeps crying,or perhaps she is just practicing her singing for tomorrow

 

Poor little mite.. maybe she doesn't want to go? Put a picture of yourself in the crib,

that should make her roll over and drift off to sleep pretty sharpish..

[Eastside Urchin]

She is fine now

[coupwotcoup]

What time are you and the other two amigos setting off?

[Eastside Urchin]

Leaving here at 6

[and1inthetree]

I only smoke weed when I need to,

And I need to get some rest, yo, where's the cess.

I confess, I burnt a hole in the mattress,

Yes, yes, it was me, I plead guilty,

And on the count of three I pull back the duvet,

Make my way to the refrigerator,

One dry potato inside, no lie

Not even bread, jam,

When the light above my head went bam!

I can't sleep, something's all over me,

Greasy, insomnia please release me,

And let me dream about making mad love on the heath,

Tearing off tights with my teeth.

But there's no relief,

I'm wide awake in my kitchen,

It's black and I'm lonely,

Oh, if I could only get some sleep,

Creaky noises make my skin creep,

I need to get some sleep,

I can't get no sleep....

 

 

ok, intial thoughts are.

 

 

1) mad love on the heath. hampstead heath? is the author an mp?

2) i can't get no sleep. double negative, which as we all know is a real no-no imo.

3) who keeps potatoes in the fridge?

 

*sigh*

 

is it 5am yet?

 

 

[Eastside Urchin]

The Hornchurch riot squad are on their way

[Capesteve]

It's sooo quiet on here this morning, it makes me wonder if the cider got the better of the travellers!

[I am Spartacus]

JUst you wait till they arrive. Hope you have put extra padding on your seats to take thier large a$$es.

 

 

Come on Biddy do the Urchin minnows.