My Saturday

[Colin Zeal EFM]

After having Friday off work sick, I wake up on Saturday morning... still feeling like sh*te.

 

It's Alan's stag night in Brighton this evening, and my stomach is so bad, I can't contemplate alcohol so I text them to say I'm not coming. Receive the mandatory earful of abuse, but they're absolutely right - my status as EFM's (the Ryman's!) Top Drinker is in doubt!

 

However, I had paid £33 for a ticket for Spurs/Fulham so will definitely be making the effort to go to that, especially as we'll win 4- or 5-0, and a Postiga hat-trick is on the cards.

 

Well, what a waste of fking time and money that was. It's been a been a long, long time since I've seen a performance as inept as that.

 

Get home about 6.15. Still feel like sh*te. Get phone call from Libro. Him, Laywer and Trev are going to see a Stone Roses tribute band in the Horn.

 

"Sorry mate, I'm spending the evening in bed. I feel like sh*te."

 

"Don't be a gay twat, get your [****!!****] down the Horn."

 

9.30pm and several pints of Snakebite, Smirnoff Ice's and Black Russians later.

 

Zeal is topless in the bar wearing his mate's wife's bra, while the pub are taking it in turns to 'ping' his bra-strap.

 

The band are fking excellent, and I'm back to square one.

 

I wake up on Monday morning... still feeling like sh*te.

 

 

[EFM Trev]

And what a lovely night it was. I was still p1ssed at 2.00 yesterday afternoon. What are the plans for tomorrow? What time are we meeting? My liver feels like a fking barrage balloon this morning.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

My kidneys are throbbing.

 

Meet at noon at the station. We'll get some provisions from Unwins, and get the (hopefully) 12.19 train.

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Well the ejection from Chas'n'Dave was in record time, we didn't even manage to get to the main part. The police were called again!

 

Worthing is the most humourless place we've ever been and it's mainly full of twats in baseball caps, after one pub took away the bongo drums we were playing we then had a run in with some bloke who tried to take EFM on on his own, idiot!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I've just got the photos back - some classic ones there!

Including the founder of EFM throwing up <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Laz]

Photos on here please !

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I'll get Trev to scan them in!

[Laz]

Glad to hear that the police were called. It must have been fairly mental.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Yeah! In fact the geezer that tried to take on EFM and was chased into a bar were greeted with the same coppers that chucked us out of Chas'n'Dave - They told us to leave Worthing!

Never been chucked out of a whole town yet <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Ever been lobbed out of Canvey??

 

 

[Chubbhead EFM]

One of my friend's dad was apparently the first man to be thrown out of Holland (or it may have been Italy) and told not to come back. However, I don't believe this, although I wish it was true.