I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here - 2010

[Loose]

Well I'm surprised Urchin, I always took you for someone a bit more cerebral than Rhodes but perhaps you and he are the norm.

[BUFC]

 

 

What would your reaction be if you caught your wife in bed with two colleagues Rhodes.

 

if you replace estate agent for work colleagues.............he would do diddly squat

[Eastside Urchin]

Don't know why you are surprised loosely,not saying I would give her a darn good hiding but who knows what a bloke would do.I have known the mildest mannered bloke to turn into a complete nutter when he has found out his missus is being nailed by someone else,can only think that misery and anger would be ten fold to find your missus getting nailed by two mates,jealousy,grief and anger can do strange things to a bloke

[missunderstood]

Don't know why you are surprised loosely,not saying I would give her a darn good hiding but who knows what a bloke would do.I have known the mildest mannered bloke to turn into a complete nutter when he has found out his missus is being nailed by someone else,can only think that misery and anger would be ten fold to find your missus getting nailed by two mates,jealousy,grief and anger can do strange things to a bloke

 

 

Eastside Urchin, rather than let this discussion slide into terminal decline, lets reverse the situation and try and imagine what you think your missus would do if she caught you in bed with two woman, and keeping it hypothetical, lets imagine it was Pat Butcher and Anne Widdecombe. Do you think she would cry, laugh, cut your goolies off, or sell tickets to anyone depraved enough to want to watch? , and if you think she would sell tickets how much do you think she would charge?.

Edited December 1, 2010 by missunderstood

[Eastside Urchin]

She would probably cut my bollox off and stab me multiple times

[Loose]

She would probably cut my bollox off and stab me multiple times

Yes but you're going to have time to run for it while she finds the magnifying glass aren't you.

Edited December 1, 2010 by loose

[Eastside Urchin]

No magnifying glass needed here sunshine,they don't call me long John silver for nothing!!

[BUFC]

No magnifying glass needed here sunshine,they don't call me long John silver for nothing!!

 

 

didnt know you had a wooden leg

[Loose]

I seem to recall you announcing to everyone on the terraces at Hx that you had a very small "Long John Silver" Urch, I presumed you had the gonads to match!

[BUFC]

I seem to recall you announcing to everyone on the terraces at Hx that you had a very small "Long John Silver" Urch, I presumed you had the gonads to match!

 

 

 

he always thought he had big balls.................just to stupid to realise it was his small c*ck that made them seem so

[missunderstood]

She would probably cut my bollox off and stab me multiple times

 

 

Eastside Eunuch does seem to have a nice ring to it.

[Eastside Urchin]

I seem to recall you announcing to everyone on the terraces at Hx that you had a very small "Long John Silver" Urch, I presumed you had the gonads to match!

 

 

I just give all the lads on the eastside that impression so they don't think I am capable of going round and rogering their birds while they are at work

[Rhodes]

but who knows what a bloke would do.I have known the mildest mannered bloke to turn into a complete nutter when he has found out his missus is being nailed by someone else, can only think that misery and anger would be ten fold to find your missus getting nailed by two mates, jealousy, grief and anger can do strange things to a bloke

Eastside Urchin - This is what a sometimes naive Loosely fails to appreciate, to get home from International football duty to find the woman he loved (Sheryl) romping in the sack with two of his Tottenham Club mates must have sent Gazza over the edge and he, rightly or wrongly, just laid into her

[Horace]

but who knows what a bloke would do.I have known the mildest mannered bloke to turn into a complete nutter when he has found out his missus is being nailed by someone else, can only think that misery and anger would be ten fold to find your missus getting nailed by two mates, jealousy, grief and anger can do strange things to a bloke

Eastside Urchin - This is what a sometimes naive Loosely fails to appreciate, to get home from International football duty to find the woman he loved (Sheryl) romping in the sack with two of his Tottenham Club mates must have sent Gazza over the edge and he, rightly or wrongly, just laid into her

 

YOU calling Loosely naive!!!!

[Eastside Urchin]

I think he is slightly naive if he expects gazza to have come home,shook the blokes hands as he sent them on their way and told Cheryl not do such a thing again

Edited December 2, 2010 by Eastside Urchin

[Rhodes]

I think he is slightly naive if he expects gazza to have come home,shook the blokes hands as he sent them on their way and told Cheryl not do such a thing again

Eastside Urchin - I'm assuming that's exactly what Loosely would do going by his laughable posts on the subject

[Loose]

Come on Urch, I never said he'd shake their hands. He might have had a good tug at their todgers, kept them on their toes as such, but I wouldn't expect him to be forgiving. No, mates like that, who'd need enemies but did he lay into them or just his missus? Not saying that either is right and if that makes me naive then yipee!! Haha!

[Loose]

but who knows what a bloke would do.I have known the mildest mannered bloke to turn into a complete nutter when he has found out his missus is being nailed by someone else, can only think that misery and anger would be ten fold to find your missus getting nailed by two mates, jealousy, grief and anger can do strange things to a bloke

Eastside Urchin - This is what a sometimes naive Loosely fails to appreciate, to get home from International football duty to find the woman he loved (Sheryl) romping in the sack with two of his Tottenham Club mates must have sent Gazza over the edge and he, rightly or wrongly, just laid into her

Belt up Rhodes - you wouldn't know acceptable behaviour if it bit you in the ar se. Can't blame me for expecting better from the Urchin, at least he's a gooner, We like to keep high standards, not your game though is it?

 

 

 

[Eastside Urchin]

Lol,from what I understand he gave the two players a good hiding,not too sure what he done to the missus but it's thought that's where their serious problems started

[Loose]

Its a semi serious subject though, I was brought up to think that there's never a good reason or excuse for hitting a woman. I don't care if that makes me soft or an anachronism these days. The trouble with Rhodesy though is that he says anything that comes into his silly little head first.

 

I don't know what Gascoignes issues are, his reasoning behind abusing his wife but her being stupid or dull doesn't wash, neither does an excuse because she slept around "allegedly".

 

People usually hit out at spouses or loved ones because of feelings of inferiority, lack of self worth, they think that by making someone else feel sh it that they'll make themselves feel better but it never works, usually just spirals - didn't make them feel sh it enough last time so they up the stakes. So usually a bit more behind it then whether they don't want to go out on a Saturday night.