the friday poll

[and1inthetree]

1) how the devil are you?

 

2) what football match will you be attending tomorrow? If you are not attending a match, please explain your reasons.

 

3) how sht is the fa trophy, in your opinion?

 

4) do you have a favourite lamppost? If so, please describe it and the location posting pictures if necessary, and if not, why not?

 

5) who would win in a fight between 2 crocodiles v a great white shark? (olympic sized swimming pool is the venue, the crocs are on the same side).

 

6) sue barker. Would you? if not, how about westy’s mum?

 

7) why do you never see baby pigeons?

 

8) which do you dislike more – the town of romford or the football club romford?

 

9) would you rather. hornchurch win promotion or romford relegated back to the esl.

 

10) what have you done for me lately?

 

 

[Hasbeen]

1) how the devil are you?

 

2) what football match will you be attending tomorrow? If you are not attending a match, please explain your reasons.

 

3) how sht is the fa trophy, in your opinion?

 

4) do you have a favourite lamppost? If so, please describe it and the location posting pictures if necessary, and if not, why not?

 

5) who would win in a fight between 2 crocodiles v a great white shark? (olympic sized swimming pool is the venue, the crocs are on the same side).

 

6) sue barker. Would you? if not, how about westy’s mum?

 

7) why do you never see baby pigeons?

 

8) which do you dislike more – the town of romford or the football club romford?

 

9) would you rather. hornchurch win promotion or romford relegated back to the esl.

 

10) what have you done for me lately?

 

 

 

1) Dancing with him tonight hopefully

2) no football match probably pulling one off at KO time to question 6

3) It's a wonderful comp

4) I like the one by the park in Upminster, lots of people to see when you mark your territory

5) too much thought needed to answer properly

6) Will tell you after KO time tomorrow

7) Cos I never look up

8) The town, the club has enough problems

9) Lets be greedy both

10) ignored you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Fisherman's Friend]

1.Hanging

2.No game, cant be ar$ed to go to Bury and nobody but the Urchins are worth paying to watch

3.Love the FA Trophy more and more every day because you don't

4.I don't have a favourite lamppost we have a very on/off relationship

5. If it was 1 on 1 id go with the Shark but the double team may mean that the crocodiles although probably a croc down would be victorious. The type of water will affect the outcome!

6.Would, is a 3some available?

7.Because they are all seagulls

8.The town, the club are too small to care about.

9.Hornchurch get promotion even though relegation may follow, i take more joy in the Chins achieving than lesser teams faltering.

10. Picked you up from the floor at the Rising Sun!

[Eastside Urchin]

1-hanging too

2-bury

3-love it

4-The one I slept with last night

5-great White

6-I want her and pat butcher

7-coz when they leave the nest they are pretty much fully grown

8-both

9-both

10-hand job,cheers for the jizz

[UD161]

I will have a go then.

 

1. Not great, can't shift this cough and cold

 

2. Rochdale v Dagenham

 

3. It's ok for the non-league game, but quite sh1t in the grand scheme of things

 

4. No, not a particular one, it varies

 

5. No idea

 

6. Yes, definitely

 

7. I don't look for them

 

8. The town, it's a hovel!!

 

9. Romford get relegated. No amusement factor at all for me in the first option!!!

 

10. Beat you at darts last night

[coupwotcoup]

1) how the devil are you? - Horny

 

2) what football match will you be attending tomorrow? If you are not attending a match, please explain your reasons - None, working at home, sorry if that offends. Would have gone to Ware, but some oily pr!ck on their board owes me lots of dosh and feel that if I did attend, it may end in tears

 

3) how sht is the fa trophy, in your opinion? - It's not.

 

4) do you have a favourite lamppost? If so, please describe it and the location posting pictures if necessary, and if not, why not? - The blue one that Jack Warner used to stand under and say: "Evenin' all"

 

5) who would win in a fight between 2 crocodiles v a great white shark? (olympic sized swimming pool is the venue, the crocs are on the same side). - The shark, if it was allowed to take a Magnum 45 in the pool with it.

 

6) sue barker. Would you? if not, how about westy’s mum? - She [La Barker] did go out with Cliff Richard and ironically played her best tennis during said

courtship. Needs a bit of botox IMO, but if she asked nicely then I suppose why not.

7) why do you never see baby pigeons? - Because I have never looked for one.

 

8) which do you dislike more – the town of romford or the football club romford? - On the odd occasion I venture into said town and survey the occupants, I always get a Star Trek moment "It's life Jim, but not as we know it"

 

9) would you rather. hornchurch win promotion or romford relegated back to the esl. - As neither will happen, this question is a no brainer.

 

10) what have you done for me lately? - Wembley freebee err that's it..

 

 

[Diz]

1) how the devil are you?

Fantastic, thanks for asking

 

2) what football match will you be attending tomorrow? If you are not attending a match, please explain your reasons.

West Ham V Toon

 

3) how sht is the fa trophy, in your opinion?

Not [censored]

 

4) do you have a favourite lamppost? If so, please describe it and the location posting pictures if necessary, and if not, why not?

depends on my mood

 

5) who would win in a fight between 2 crocodiles v a great white shark? (olympic sized swimming pool is the venue, the crocs are on the same side).

Crocs all the way

 

6) sue barker. Would you? if not, how about westy’s mum?

Only if Dot Cotton isn't available

 

7) why do you never see baby pigeons?

[****!!****] knows.......Gooner?

 

8) which do you dislike more – the town of romford or the football club romford?

They are both holes

 

9) would you rather. hornchurch win promotion or romford relegated back to the esl.

Hx Promoted

 

10) what have you done for me lately?

answered your poll. Good to see it back!

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

Firsly may I apologise for the delay in my reply.........

 

1) how the devil are you? Allright! You?

 

2) what football match will you be attending tomorrow? If you are not attending a match, please explain your reasons. Err, that was Bury.

 

3) how sht is the fa trophy, in your opinion? A little, but I don't have a problem with it....... unlike some.....

 

4) do you have a favourite lamppost? If so, please describe it and the location posting pictures if necessary, and if not, why not? No, of course I don't, I love them all eaqually..... even the old concrete ones!!!

5) who would win in a fight between 2 crocodiles v a great white shark? (olympic sized swimming pool is the venue, the crocs are on the same side). The shark....... unless there was too much chlorine, then they'd all die!!!

 

6) sue barker. Would you? if not, how about westy’s mum? If you are that obsessed then why not offer to arm wrestle my dad for her?? p.s. Sue Barker is way too old for me!!!!

 

7) why do you never see baby pigeons? Don't you? I've seen them!!

 

8) which do you dislike more – the town of romford or the football club romford? The club..... and I will ocontinue to do so..... while I can!!!

 

9) would you rather. hornchurch win promotion or romford relegated back to the esl. Let's get promoted and laugh at romford in a normal fashion....

 

10) what have you done for me lately? Babysitting!!!