Things you find out at ladies darts?

[Molly11]

Minding my own business after having a couple of beers after training, just about to walk out the clubhouse when i get hunted down by the LADIES DART team. Now normally backed up by all my football team mates i might of stood a chance, but they overpowered me! "You've played against my son?, good aint he?", ermmm might of who is he? "Play's for Colliers Wood, Centre mid.....Ginger!". Yeah i know the one, not a bad player, why don't you get him down here?.

 

Did she say:

 

A) Because he's far too good to play in Div 1, i reckon he'll be playing Pro soon.

 

 

B ) He's played for Colliers Wood 20 years man and boy and would never leave.

 

Or

 

C) He's on £200 a week

 

Answers on a postcard please

Edited October 21, 2010 by Molly11

[The Fan]

I would think, his fines take away most of that.

[Park Life]

Im going with option A!

 

Hi everyone btw, names Sean, Seamus, Lavels or McLavery, I play for South Parks reserve side, keen football follower, will ALWAYS be watching if not playing....

[CW1975]

Hi Sean 'Seamus''Lavels' McLavelry, welcome to the forums.

 

Molly, when these competitions are on the telly there is only one logical answer. You have made it difficult as it could be 'a' or 'c'.

 

I would have to go with 'a' though as only a mum could say that.

[gman10]

im going for c

 

 

[Chris Clapham]

Deffo aint a or c

[Smudge]

Have to go for A,cos Mum's think the son shines out their boy,s backsides,wouldn't be C cos HIS RENT WOULD GO UP,and no one stays at Colliers Wood for twenty years surely.

[Chris Clapham]

Quite a few at CWU have been around longer......and don't call me Shirley!

 

Just to let know that if we win at Dorking I will update our website Saturday.

If not...Sunday.

 

That alright?

[Smudge]

C.C.Make it Monday,suspense is Golden.

[Set Me]

Defo going with A.

 

I must have lett the club before Molly was attacked by these Ladies, would of had his back if still there though

 

Hello all,

 

Parker is the name. First team member and enjoying the season so far. Love football, when not playing im watching it, and with my Injury record, im often watching.

[Green_Fingers]

Quite a few at CWU have been around longer......and don't call me Shirley!

 

Just to let know that if we win at Dorking I will update our website Saturday.

If not...Sunday.

 

That alright?

 

CC is Steve Sidwell still playing for you incognito - he's a ginger midfielder and must have been playing at CW 20 years ago ?

[Smudge]

Defo going with A.

 

I must have lett the club before Molly was attacked by these Ladies, would of had his back if still there though

 

Hello all,

 

Parker is the name. First team member and enjoying the season so far. Love football, when not playing im watching it, and with my Injury record, im often watching.

 

 

Welcome Parker,good to have you on board,Molly is my hero in the South Park side. He is the Rock,sorry mean Stone of the side.

Edited October 22, 2010 by Smudge

[Molly11]

The answer was C)

 

Which i answered "i very much doubt it, i think your son has been telling mum porkys. I could be wrong but he is im going down Colliers Wood if there dishing out money, to chubby centre midfield players". She laugh and gave me a kiss ( which i will be using against the son if i have the pleasure to play against him again ).

[The Fan]

IM sure that will make tony smile.

[CW1975]

Molly have you been spreading the word about the forum at South Park, a couple of new members springing up.

 

Maybe she wants you to believe he is on that much so SP would make a good offer. Always go in high for room to be knocked down. She would make a good saleswoman.

[Big J R]

Quite a few at CWU have been around longer......and don't call me Shirley!

 

Just to let know that if we win at Dorking I will update our website Saturday.

If not...Sunday.

 

That alright?

 

 

Oh - The Irony, Chris !!