right then you bunch of...

[Uncle Urchin]

whinging sausages.....I might come over to watch your little park team play on sunday as I've got sod all else to do....

 

is it a sunday league cup game then or what....

 

anyway...make sure there's a parking place for me and the pearly queen...

 

and make sure there's canned bitter in the bar as well...can't stand that bloody draught stuff....

 

by the way...

 

how do I get to windsor castle...I'll nip in and see the old girl on the way over...

 

 

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[Dominic]

Uncle im afraid they dont let rif raf into the royal Borough of Windsor<img src="/images/graemlins/jump.gif" alt="" />

[GarySTFC]

So how do you sneak in then Dom? <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Guest]

hi all dave

just been to see bunham (ddoodoh dho) lose 7 yes seven one to an average looking goal getting arserly 1. burnhams defence was shameful and woe ful 0-3 down at half time i went and purchesed the burgers for me and a dissapointed burnham supporter seeing two hwavey defeats in a row. my idea by the way is sneaking in but not to be held responsible. aaaaaa sheaky now or what. take care see you tommrow anyone including gary dom rodger ext

 

dave programes

[Dominic]

So predictable Gary!

[Guest]

hi domm morning dave here. well fac day can we do it ## im sure but have hope## see you domm and all later

 

dave programes

[Burnham Lad]

To our Loyal and Trusty Uncle and Urchinett

 

One was pleased to welcome you to the Royal Football Pageant at Windsor today when sadly those common people from outside the Royal Borough did so much better than our Own Dear Team did yesterday, even if the Referee was as visually challenged as HRH said. One is reluctant to give credit to the Metropolitan Police after One's Grandson's 21st Knees-up.

 

One hopes that the Cucumber sandwiches and tea were welcome and that they did not give the Urchinett the wind on the way home to Our Valued Borough of Hornchurch.

 

Next time Our Trusty Gardeners request that you do not park on the Royal Grass, and please to avoid doing Wheelies when leaving, even if you did have to get back PDQ.

 

Felicitations from Windsor,

 

Q.