The John Crawshaw Fanclub

[Guest]

I don't care what gets put in here as long as the inane rants of said member do not cause me to waste any more of my 'skive off work' time. <img src="graemlins/wand.gif" border="0" alt="[wand]" />

[Guest]

That'll teach you not to skive then, fan club membership is rather expensive though, just like admission prices at Park Lane!

[scoot]

Thanks John, I have been having terrible trouble sleeping of late and I have tried all the normal remedy's, Nytol etc etc but just one glance at your laborious emails and i was out like a light!

any other insommniac's out there having trouble getting some Z's I can recomend John Crawshaw's emails to you as an instant soloution to your problem. thanks johnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Guest]

Just couldn't help yourself John! <p>Nice to see you can still bring in some gripe about Canvey. I look forward to trawling through your future drivle. <img src="graemlins/smashfreakb.gif" border="0" alt="[smashfreakb]" />

[Guest]

For a non-Canvey fan you spend a hell of a lot of time on our frickin board. Haven't you got anything better to do than wind up Canvey fans?<p>moan, moan, moan, whinge, whinge, whinge.

(I thought i'd save you some time and reply for ya)<p>Come on the yellow army

[Guest]

Thought I felt my ears burning, for your info Jimbob, some of these names really are getting ridiculous, its not YOUR frickin board, the idea is that anyone can put across their veiws about any club or issue, or is nobody allowed to disagree with you? I've said all I have to say about the club and as nobody has come up with a reasoned argument against what I've said, to answer your question YES I have got something better to do!

[Alan W (GNFC)]

I reckon you're actually on a sponsorship deal, John every message/word/moan you get paid for !!! <img src="graemlins/muede.gif" border="0" alt="[muede]" />

[Guest]

Now there's a thought Alan, if that were to happen I might be able to afford the admission prices at Park Lane!

[CANV EFM]

hehe that wern't bad J.C.

[GazzaBTFC]

Why would he WANT to afford the prices down at Park Lane.<p>'ricay prices are so much more reasonable.

[CANV EFM]

on a goals to pound ratio you win hands down gazza.. i like the 'lodge' nice bar (shame it shuts when the match is on tho) and that bit up top where u can watch the game in the warm, (must be the only indoors executive box in non league) but security is tight what with that plastic chain type thingy you nicked from tescos blocking the stairs ... is the ground slipping down the hill? as the slope seems the get worse each year

[ChrisA2002]

Perhaps the high price is for the electric meter on the floodlights !<p>What's the most expensive/cheapest admission in the premier then ?<p>Shots £8 standing.

[David Holden]

is that the meter that keeps track of score before deciding whether to switch itself off <img src="graemlins/psilon1.gif" border="0" alt="[psilon1]" />

[ChrisA2002]

Well, automation is never cheap.

[GazzaBTFC]

Actually CANV that slope has always been there and really gives me the 'ump.<p>I stand in the "Cow Shed" and when the game goes into that corner all the players dissapear from view.<p>There was talk of turning the pitch around. Never happened, like most things.

[cangull]

Well Gazza - If you were to stand on the other edge more often it may level things out a bit!!