Zeal's top 10 women (with pics)

[EFM's Librarian]

These are in no particular order, but this is a definitive list.

 

Nadine from Girls aloud. In a recent text message Zeal said he would like to **** her hard. (If that's too rude, could somebody delete it?)

Emma Bunton - I know Zeal has a bit of a thing about the woman next to her as well <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Lisa Hunter from Hollyoaks - There was talk of Zeal making a guest appearance on Hollyoaks...just so he could meet her.

Kimberley from Girls aloud. This pic proves that Zeal has made a slightly dodgy choice.

Dawn from the Office - you will now have started to notice that most of these women look quite similar

Michelle Scully - Unfortunately EFMTFTV claims to have been here already <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

Holly from Fame academy - apologies for the weird pic, but I couldn't be bothered to find a better one.

Izzy from Hollyoaks - Good choice Zeal, apparently she wants "someone who makes me feel special every single day, not just on Valentine's Day." - Think you can manage that Zeal?

Steph Dean from Hollyoaks - These pics from the Hollyoaks website are a bit poor <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

Kate Winslet - I know for a fact that she makes into Trev's top 10 as well.

 

Right that's it. I'm happy in the knowledge that I have found a way to spend my time productively now that I am no longer working. Any comments?

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I reacon only Nadine would make my Top 10!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

The one of Lisa Hunter well looks like Michelle Scully.

 

I'll spend the afternoon searching for better pics of the other two Hollyoaks birds, and Kate Winslet who looks dreadful (and not unlike Libby) in that picture.

 

I'll find a better one of Kimberley too.

 

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

 

Slightly better one of Izzy - she's the bird on the right.

 

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

 

This is a better one of Steph, but not brilliant. It's taken from the 2003 Hollyoaks babes calendar. There's a pic of Chloe on there too - grim!!

 

I might replace Steph with Becky Jago actually.

 

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

 

Here's a much better picture of Kimberley from Girls Aloud!!

 

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

 

And finally, a much better pic of Kate Winslet from Titanic!!

 

 

[EFM's Librarian]

You seem to have squashed Izzy's head.

 

Kimberely bears a rather striking resemblance to a

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Has to be better than looking like a

 

 

[EFM's Librarian]

Zeal - watch neighbours when you get home tonight. It's a very libby-orientated episode, you'll love it!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Haven't got time for Neighbours - I've printed off this page and wish to get a quick one in tonight before Mrs Zeal gets home!!

 

 

[EFM's Librarian]

A quick one doesn't take 25 minutes. Unless of course you are taking relatively and comparing yourself to Thornsy's world record!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I want to heat up and eat the chinese in the fridge first.

 

 

[EFM's Librarian]

Quote:

Colin Zeal EFM said:
I want to heat up the chinese in the fridge first.

Blimey - I've heard of people using apple pie...but leftover Chinese? You make me sick <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Apple pie? Fk me, you're weird, Libro. Never heard of that.

 

I know someone who used a Vax once.

 

 

[GHA EFM]

Zeal. Never seen American Pie then?

 

Armbands, apparently. 'Swhat I've heard, anyway.

 

Oi Libro. You coming down 'tpark tonight?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Armbands? <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

 

Do you ever use your scarf collection, GHA!??

 

 

[GHA EFM]

It's not a collection, Zeal, it's a shrine.

 

I'll tell you about the armbands thing later.

 

We are talking about swimming, aren't we?

[EFM's Librarian]

Armbands tend to have some sharp edges on them (from what I've heard)

[YELLOW]

Hey Zeal! What about Nina from Neighbours? I'd of thought she would have been in your top ten! <img src="/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />