Trapped Chile Miners

[Horace]

Oh, wait, they're not attractive, scantily clad women, are they?

Horace - Can you really blame me though, don't the likes of Kelly Brook, Kara Tointon and Anna Friel set your pulses racing

 

Kara Toynton doesn't! Don't like boob jobs!

[Rhodes]

Horace - They don't do anything for me either but she hasn't had one

[Horace]

Horace - They don't do anything for me either but she hasn't had one]

 

I must apologise to Miss Tointon - apparently she wears "chicken fillets" to boost her t1ts!

Edited January 3, 2011 by Horace

[Rhodes]

Horace - How can you tell

[Horace]

Horace - How can you tell

 

I looked her up,as my memory was letting me down. she featured in an episode of East Enders where, as Dawn Swann, she conned the locals out of money with a "cancer" scam, only to spend it on a boob job. I wrongly assumed that she actually DID have a boob job, as she suddenly went from 34AA to 34D! However, research on the internet shows that she claims it was all down to using falsies!

[Rhodes]

Horace - I find that a really strange post as you are not the sort of chap to mix up fact and fiction. So you admit you were totally wrong then and Kara hasn't has a boob job afterall, I bet you hate being proved wrong don't you!

[Horace]

Horace - I find that a really strange post as you are not the sort of chap to mix up fact and fiction. So you admit you were totally wrong then and Kara hasn't has a boob job afterall, I bet you hate being proved wrong don't you!

 

Silly man! I owned up to the fact that I was wrong - according to a story in that rag the Daily Mirror, which quoted Miss Tointon as explaining away her suddenly large tits by saying that she used "chicken fillets". I have no other information to contradict that story - never having had the pleasure of meeting said Miss Tointon, let alone investigate the truth. However, I have a long experience of knowing that, whenever you know the true facts behind a front page newspaper story, it's invariably inaccurate at the very least.

[Loose]

Dear dear dear Horace. You've made the classic mistake of being honest and open. Freely asked for an opinion you freely gave one.

 

What is the world coming to? Thats not the way Rhodes does business.

[Horace]

Dear dear dear Horace. You've made the classic mistake of being honest and open. Freely asked for an opinion you freely gave one.

 

What is the world coming to? Thats not the way Rhodes does business.

 

Loose, like a mongrel with a bone, I fully expect a response from Rhodes, attempting to highlight my error again! ............. won't be long now ...........