Strictly Come Dancing 2010

[Rhodes]

So are we all on our starting blocks for tomorrow evening then, the only downside is having to put up with Bruce Forsyth who is clearly well past his sell by date

[Loose]

Thought you and Brucie had a lot in common Rhodesly, don't you both go to the same wig makers or are you trolling branches of Oxfam for your headcoverings now?

[Rhodes]

Those of you unfortunate enough to have missed last night's spellbinding first show can watch it on BBC iPlayer via the attached link. Roll on this evening when Ann Widdecombe, Gavin Henson, Jimi Mistry, Kara Tointon, Michelle Williams, Peter Shilton and Tina O'Brien will perform with their partners:

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00v3b6h/Strictly_Come_Dancing_Series_8_Week_1_Show_1/

[Rhodes]

I don't know why Gavin Henson and Katya Virshilas didn't just get down to business on the dance floor on Saturday evening, they certainly left nothing whatsoever to the imagination

[Rhodes]

I take it you are all on your starting blocks for this evening, here is a link to last Saturday's spellbinding show for those of you unfortunate enought to have missed it including Gavin Henson and Katya Virshilas's 'floor show':

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00v7qxs/Strictly_Come_Dancing_Series_8_Week_1_Show_2/

[Rhodes]

So who saw it tonight then, where do you think the axe will fall tomorrow

[officialspokesman]

So who saw it tonight then, where do you think the axe will fall tomorrow

 

 

On your red neck possibly.

[Rhodes]

Officialspokesman - Why don't you just get into the spirit of the programme, you sound like someone who is old before your time.

[Horace]

Officialspokesman - Why don't you just get into the spirit of the programme, you sound like someone who is old before your time.

 

I had the misfortune to accidentally switch over to the prog just as Anne Widdicombe was "dancing" - nearly made me physically sick and quickly turned over to Britain's First Blitz!

[C.A.A.]

Buzzardboy - What do you think of Kara Tointon and Tina O'Brien though, I would have had my house on you being glued to your tv screen yesterday evening

 

 

Rhodes,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,you aint gotta a house, stop exaggerating

[Rhodes]

I note that the love affair of last years Strictly Come Dancing semi finalists, Ali Bastian and Brian Fortuna, is unsurprisingly all over. Having never danced professionally before, the stunning but naive and unassuming Ali was so enthralled by Fortune's profession that this summer she appeared with him in a sizzling West End dance show called 'Burn The Floor', however it is understood that the smarmy and untrustworthy Fortune tired of Ali and is no doubt preying on his next victim 'as we speak'.

 

 

[officialspokesman]

Officialspokesman - Why don't you just get into the spirit of the programme, you sound like someone who is old before your time.

 

 

Curiosity got the better of me yesterday and I actually watched about ten minutes of strictly, for the first and only time. I was lucky enough to see the delightful and lovely national treasure Anne Widdecombe ( who once issued orders that all prisoners giving birth should be handcuffed to the bed), strut her stuff.

 

I just don't understand how any reasonably intelligent grown up person can call this utter rubbish, entertainment.

 

Are you grown up Mr Rhodes?

Edited October 10, 2010 by officialspokesman

[Rhodes]

So what did you think folks about Goldie and Kristina Rihanoff being voted off the show last night, I have to say it was the perfect choice as he was so 'wooden' and there was no chemistry between them whatsoever, unlike Kristina and Joe Calzaghe last year

[Rhodes]

A BBC i Player link to last night's amazing show, once again I really don't know why Gavin Henson and Katya Virshilas didn't just get down to business on the dance floor, they left nothing whatsoever to the imagination:

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00vlng9/Strictly_Come_Dancing_Series_8_Week_4/

[cantos]

Quality thread Rhodesy bringing culture to the masses.

 

Did you see Erin Borg saturday?...I would.

[Rhodes]

Cantos - Nice to see you posting again. Who's Erin Borg

[Rhodes]

Did you see Erin Borg saturday?...I would.

Cantos - Sorry, you mean Peter Shilton's partner, she certainly looked the part last Saturday but unfortunately for her she was lumbered with 'Shilts' who, lets face it, wasn't a Fred Astaire or a Patrick Swayze! Anna Pavlova Patrick Swayze Anna Pavlova Patrick Swayze

[Eastside Urchin]

Dirty old slapper,I would!!

[officialspokesman]

Dirty old slapper,I would!!

 

 

Thought Ann Widdecombe was more your type.

[Rhodes]

I just dread to think what Gavin Henson and Katya Virshilas have in store for us tomorrow evening, if they both took to the dance floor stark naked I very much doubt anybody would bat an eyelid