5 Players Struck Down Mystery Bug Rumour??

[SnoopyKTFC]

There was a very strong smell of diorrhea in the Horny Team Changing rooms after latest traing session. It is believed that up to half of the Horny Team (the clever ones) are suffering from "nervous Tummies" before Saturday's inevitable loss against Top Team Kettering Town FC. The thought of facing the Poppies Fiery Attack and sheer Defending Bravado has caused mass panic and the inevitable low supply of super soft cossetting and moisturising bottom roll.

 

By the way if you lose tomorrow will that make it 3 in a row? At the start of the Season? After spending loads of money?

 

The Horny Club House does look rather spiffing though - good idea to spend the money where it will be most enjoyed.

 

Cheer's M'Dears

[Urchino]

What a way with words you have Snoopy ! Maybe the Smell is all the C^ap your chairman comes out with ! <img src="/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

 

Yes! It will make it three losses (glad to see new labours education policy is hard at work in Kettering !)

 

Good to know you will enjoy our great facilities when your drowning ya sorrows.

 

[Jimboy]

I knew it ! They have been spending on education up there.

[YELLOW]

You'll win today because I'll be there!!!

[Little Miss Urchin]

Well, we've ended the Bank Holiday weekend with 4 points. How many did KenTucky Fried Chicken get? <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[YELLOW]

Just the one point!!!